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Chelsea Peretti Quotes

Why are old maps always burnt Picture Quote #1

I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement Picture Quote #1

It’s pretty satisfying to use an image when you don’t have a great articulate response. And to be able to customize emoji? Imagine if you were a car enthusiast and you were able to create a car from scratch. That’s what this is like for me. I’m an emoji enthusiast Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to bury your head in Los Angeles. People come up to you and say, ‘Hey, I saw your picture on a bus.’ It’s tricky: You’re excited by the possibilities, but you don’t want to get too crazy Picture Quote #1

So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down to current times, where you have Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Kristen Wiig Picture Quote #1

We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with a lot of guys in high school, and I did theater with a few of my close girlfriends Picture Quote #1

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I think that with podcasts, a lot of things are about fostering and having a direct connection with the community Picture Quote #1

My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don’t really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she’s been really helpful Picture Quote #1

When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it’s really hard to make decisive ‘best’ answers on what the ‘best’ of something is Picture Quote #1

When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don’t remember how old she was at the time, but she just had this edgy hour that had so much funny stuff in it, and she was so fearless. If you only watch her on the red carpet, you don’t get a sense of what a legendary standup comedian she is Picture Quote #1

Chels-emojis’ are in the works. I use emojis heavily in life, and I think a lot of people do. There are a number that are frustratingly absent - you know how there’s kind of a generic white man and a generic white woman? I just want to put a generic black man and a generic black woman Picture Quote #1

I performed after 9/11 for relief workers down by Ground Zero. There were these men just coming back, and they were voraciously hungry. They were heroes, pulling rubble, and I was a new comic trying to go blue just so I could get some laughs Picture Quote #1

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Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people? Picture Quote #1

I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world Picture Quote #1

Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually don’t like female comedians, but your material is great! It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? Picture Quote #1

My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don’t really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she’s been really helpful Picture Quote #1

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Why are old maps always burnt (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) It’s pretty satisfying to use an image when you don’t have a great articulate response. And to be able to customize emoji? Imagine if you were a car enthusiast and you were able to create a car from scratch. That’s what this is like for me. I’m an emoji enthusiast. (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) It’s hard to bury your head in Los Angeles. People come up to you and say, ‘Hey, I saw your picture on a bus.’ It’s tricky: You’re excited by the possibilities, but you don’t want to get too crazy. (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down to current times, where you have Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Kristen Wiig. (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with a lot of guys in high school, and I did theater with a few of my close girlfriends. (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) I think that with podcasts, a lot of things are about fostering and having a direct connection with the community. (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don’t really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she’s been really helpful. (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it’s really hard to make decisive ‘best’ answers on what the ‘best’ of something is. (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don’t remember how old she was at the time, but she just had this edgy hour that had so much funny stuff in it, and she was so fearless. If you only watch her on the red carpet, you don’t get a sense of what a legendary standup comedian she is. (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) Chels-emojis’ are in the works. I use emojis heavily in life, and I think a lot of people do. There are a number that are frustratingly absent - you know how there’s kind of a generic white man and a generic white woman? I just want to put a generic black man and a generic black woman. (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) I performed after 9/11 for relief workers down by Ground Zero. There were these men just coming back, and they were voraciously hungry. They were heroes, pulling rubble, and I was a new comic trying to go blue just so I could get some laughs. (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people? (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually don’t like female comedians, but your material is great! It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? (Chelsea Peretti Quotes) My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don’t really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she’s been really helpful (Chelsea Peretti Quotes)