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Chic Murray Quotes

She’s a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right Picture Quote #1

My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off Picture Quote #1

My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back Picture Quote #1

My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark Picture Quote #1

I won’t say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to Picture Quote #1

I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section Picture Quote #1

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I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time Picture Quote #1

It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed Picture Quote #1

A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath, and everything else he can lay his hands on Picture Quote #1

If something’s neither here nor there, where the hell is it? Picture Quote #1

I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn’t exactly pleased about it Picture Quote #1

I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling Picture Quote #1

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She’s a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right (Chic Murray Quotes) My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. (Chic Murray Quotes) My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back. (Chic Murray Quotes) My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark. (Chic Murray Quotes) I won’t say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to. (Chic Murray Quotes) I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section (Chic Murray Quotes) I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time. (Chic Murray Quotes) It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed. (Chic Murray Quotes) A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath, and everything else he can lay his hands on (Chic Murray Quotes) If something’s neither here nor there, where the hell is it? (Chic Murray Quotes) I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn’t exactly pleased about it (Chic Murray Quotes) I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling (Chic Murray Quotes)