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Chicken Quotes

It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family Picture Quote #1

There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken Picture Quote #1

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately Picture Quote #1

If you’re rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off you’re probably going to get hurt Picture Quote #1

I’m known as a recruiter. Well you’ve got to have chicken to make chicken salad Picture Quote #1

Just to settle it once and for all: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, laid by a bird that was not a chicken Picture Quote #1

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Writing doesn’t require drive. It’s like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg Picture Quote #1

If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner Picture Quote #1

Well they are very frightening for me because their stupidity is so flat. You look into the eyes of a chicken and you lose yourself in a completely flat, frightening stupidity. They are like a great metaphor for me... I kind of love chicken, but they frighten me more than any other animal Picture Quote #1

Today, most women are surrounded by ingenious gadgets. They don’t grow the peas or raise the chicken that they serve for dinner; instead they hunt and gather in the grocery store. They go through catalogs or department stores to buy clothes instead of shearing sheep, carding wool, and weaving cloth for skirts and coats and blankets Picture Quote #1

I was still owed an explanation, I thought, but so what? What good was it going to do me? It wouldn’t have made me any happier. It was like scratching when you have chicken pox. You think it’s going to help, but the itch moves over, and then moves over again. My itch suddenly felt miles away, and I couldn’t have reached it with the longest arms in the world. Realizing that made me scared that I was going to be itchy forever, and I didn’t want that Picture Quote #1

It might sound naive to suggest that whether you order a chicken patty or a veggie burger is a profoundly important decision. Then again, it certainly would have sounded fantastic if in the 1950’s you were told that where you sat in a restaurant or on a bus could begin to uproot racism Picture Quote #1

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They’ve found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn’t lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it’s roaming in a jungle... get it locked up Picture Quote #1

A man does not automatically become a public figure because he happens to build an empire out of chicken fat Picture Quote #1

If you do this, you’re going to have some heartaches from it. You’re going to have people yelling at you or maybe screaming at you or criticizing you, but I think it’s the best way to sell a superior chicken Picture Quote #1

Yes and, you know, I can’t use the nice words anymore because I used to chicken out by using them. I used to call myself plus size, used to call myself chubby. I used to call myself overweight Picture Quote #1

Sometimes we used to eat once a day... Chicken backs. You could buy four chicken backs for a quarter Picture Quote #1

Too much chicken soup for the soul is not a good thing. Working men eat meat and potatoes Picture Quote #1

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She’s no chicken; she’s on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day Picture Quote #1

Do you want to talk to me? Or what do you want to do with me? Watch my eating techniques here? How I gorge the chicken? How I eat like a barracuda? Picture Quote #1

We shall escape the absurdity of growing a whole chicken in order to eat the breast or wing, by growing these parts separately under a suitable medium Picture Quote #1

Radically simplify the user interface, reinvent it, enough face lifts! You can put as much lipstick on a chicken as you want, it’s never going to look good! Picture Quote #1

I lean back, as the evening darkens and comes on. A chicken hawk floats over, looking for home. I have wasted my life Picture Quote #1

Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world Picture Quote #1

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We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken? Picture Quote #1

When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there’s bound to be a few chicken dinners Picture Quote #1

I use ginger like garlic. I love it for steaming fish and making barbecue sauces or roasted chicken Picture Quote #1

I’m the fussiest eater on earth; my husband despairs. I like chicken and pasta, and can’t resist milk chocolate. I figure if you’re going to do something naughty, make it really enjoyable Picture Quote #1

Hollywood producers aren’t going to say, ‘Get me that swearing, grey-haired, headless chicken. We need him for our new ‘High School Musical’ movie!’ Picture Quote #1

I make really good chicken soup, sort of from scratch. I don’t make my own stock. I just use a base like a chicken stock, but everything else, all the ingredients, I do on my own Picture Quote #1

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It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family (Chicken Quotes) There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken (Chicken Quotes) If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately (Chicken Quotes) If you’re rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off you’re probably going to get hurt (Chicken Quotes) I’m known as a recruiter. Well you’ve got to have chicken to make chicken salad (Chicken Quotes) Just to settle it once and for all: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, laid by a bird that was not a chicken (Chicken Quotes) Writing doesn’t require drive. It’s like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg (Chicken Quotes) If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner (Chicken Quotes) Well they are very frightening for me because their stupidity is so flat. You look into the eyes of a chicken and you lose yourself in a completely flat, frightening stupidity. They are like a great metaphor for me... I kind of love chicken, but they frighten me more than any other animal (Chicken Quotes) Today, most women are surrounded by ingenious gadgets. They don’t grow the peas or raise the chicken that they serve for dinner; instead they hunt and gather in the grocery store. They go through catalogs or department stores to buy clothes instead of shearing sheep, carding wool, and weaving cloth for skirts and coats and blankets (Chicken Quotes) I was still owed an explanation, I thought, but so what? What good was it going to do me? It wouldn’t have made me any happier. It was like scratching when you have chicken pox. You think it’s going to help, but the itch moves over, and then moves over again. My itch suddenly felt miles away, and I couldn’t have reached it with the longest arms in the world. Realizing that made me scared that I was going to be itchy forever, and I didn’t want that (Chicken Quotes) It might sound naive to suggest that whether you order a chicken patty or a veggie burger is a profoundly important decision. Then again, it certainly would have sounded fantastic if in the 1950’s you were told that where you sat in a restaurant or on a bus could begin to uproot racism (Chicken Quotes) They’ve found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn’t lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it’s roaming in a jungle... get it locked up (Chicken Quotes) A man does not automatically become a public figure because he happens to build an empire out of chicken fat (Chicken Quotes) If you do this, you’re going to have some heartaches from it. You’re going to have people yelling at you or maybe screaming at you or criticizing you, but I think it’s the best way to sell a superior chicken (Chicken Quotes) Yes and, you know, I can’t use the nice words anymore because I used to chicken out by using them. I used to call myself plus size, used to call myself chubby. I used to call myself overweight (Chicken Quotes) Sometimes we used to eat once a day... Chicken backs. You could buy four chicken backs for a quarter (Chicken Quotes) Too much chicken soup for the soul is not a good thing. Working men eat meat and potatoes (Chicken Quotes) She’s no chicken; she’s on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day (Chicken Quotes) Do you want to talk to me? Or what do you want to do with me? Watch my eating techniques here? How I gorge the chicken? How I eat like a barracuda? (Chicken Quotes) We shall escape the absurdity of growing a whole chicken in order to eat the breast or wing, by growing these parts separately under a suitable medium (Chicken Quotes) Radically simplify the user interface, reinvent it, enough face lifts! You can put as much lipstick on a chicken as you want, it’s never going to look good! (Chicken Quotes) I lean back, as the evening darkens and comes on. A chicken hawk floats over, looking for home. I have wasted my life (Chicken Quotes) Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world (Chicken Quotes) We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken? (Chicken Quotes) When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there’s bound to be a few chicken dinners (Chicken Quotes) I use ginger like garlic. I love it for steaming fish and making barbecue sauces or roasted chicken (Chicken Quotes) I’m the fussiest eater on earth; my husband despairs. I like chicken and pasta, and can’t resist milk chocolate. I figure if you’re going to do something naughty, make it really enjoyable (Chicken Quotes) Hollywood producers aren’t going to say, ‘Get me that swearing, grey-haired, headless chicken. We need him for our new ‘High School Musical’ movie!’ (Chicken Quotes) I make really good chicken soup, sort of from scratch. I don’t make my own stock. I just use a base like a chicken stock, but everything else, all the ingredients, I do on my own (Chicken Quotes)

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