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Chimpanzee Quotes

I still write in long hand. I type like a chimpanzee Picture Quote #1

The mass are animal, in pupilage, and near chimpanzee Picture Quote #1

Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others Picture Quote #1

The gods that? we’ve made are exactly the gods you’d expect to be made by a species that’s about half a chromosome away from being chimpanzee Picture Quote #1

In time the earth will be inhabited by almost god-like beings who shall analyze and discuss the remnants of humanity as we now discuss the chimpanzee Picture Quote #1

If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you’ve been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working Picture Quote #1

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The best relationship you can have with a chimpanzee is total mutual trust Picture Quote #1

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms Picture Quote #1

The chimpanzee study was - well, it’s still going on, and I think it’s taught us perhaps more than anything else to be a little humble; that we are, indeed, unique primates, we humans, but we’re simply not as different from the rest of the animal kingdom as we used to think Picture Quote #1

When I was 7 and went to the zoo with my second-grade class, I saw chimpanzee eyes for the first time - the eyes of an unhappy animal, all alone, locked in a bare, concrete-floored, iron-barred cage in one of the nastier, old-fashioned zoos. I remember looking at the chimp, then looking away Picture Quote #1

I’ll give you a theory: Man’s closest relative is not the chimpanzee, as the TV people believe, but is, in fact, the dog Picture Quote #1

One cannot watch chimpanzee infants for long without realizing that they have the same emotional need for affection and reassurance as human children Picture Quote #1

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I don’t think I’m a celebrity. A chimpanzee could have done what I did Picture Quote #1

It is hardly an exaggeration to say that a chimpanzee kept in solitude is not a real chimpanzee at all Picture Quote #1

Its important to remember that we evolved. Now, I know thats a dirty word for some people, but we evolved from common ancestors with the gorillas, the chimpanzee and also the bonobos. We have a common past, and we have a common future Picture Quote #1

I think if you’re good and you can persuade people you’re going to be able to do that role and ultimately the audience buys it, then it doesn’t matter whether you were really a chimpanzee in disguise! You’ve done it Picture Quote #1

I don’t like explosions. I don’t mind progress. But digital photography has made every man, woman, child and chimpanzee a photographer of sorts and consequently has numbed down the general quality of photographs Picture Quote #1

Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard, a guinea pig, a cat, a dog, a monkey and a baby chimpanzee. In the unlikely case that you should experience no greater inhibitions in killing the chimpanzee than in destroying the cabbage or the fly, my advice to you is to commit suicide at your earliest possible convenience, because you are a weird monstrosity and a public danger Picture Quote #1

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We evolved. We have only to look at the pouting face of a young chimpanzee to laugh at its reflections of ourselves. We know that more then 98 percent of our genes are shared with the chimpanzee, but we feel the kinship directly when the furry baby puts up its arms to be held Picture Quote #1

A chimpanzee could learn what I do physically, but it goes way beyond that. When you play, you play life Picture Quote #1

A chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn’t waste time with gestures but just goes ahead and attacks Picture Quote #1

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I still write in long hand. I type like a chimpanzee (Chimpanzee Quotes) The mass are animal, in pupilage, and near chimpanzee (Chimpanzee Quotes) Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others (Chimpanzee Quotes) The gods that? we’ve made are exactly the gods you’d expect to be made by a species that’s about half a chromosome away from being chimpanzee (Chimpanzee Quotes) In time the earth will be inhabited by almost god-like beings who shall analyze and discuss the remnants of humanity as we now discuss the chimpanzee. (Chimpanzee Quotes) If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you’ve been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working. (Chimpanzee Quotes) The best relationship you can have with a chimpanzee is total mutual trust (Chimpanzee Quotes) Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms. (Chimpanzee Quotes) The chimpanzee study was - well, it’s still going on, and I think it’s taught us perhaps more than anything else to be a little humble; that we are, indeed, unique primates, we humans, but we’re simply not as different from the rest of the animal kingdom as we used to think. (Chimpanzee Quotes) When I was 7 and went to the zoo with my second-grade class, I saw chimpanzee eyes for the first time - the eyes of an unhappy animal, all alone, locked in a bare, concrete-floored, iron-barred cage in one of the nastier, old-fashioned zoos. I remember looking at the chimp, then looking away. (Chimpanzee Quotes) I’ll give you a theory: Man’s closest relative is not the chimpanzee, as the TV people believe, but is, in fact, the dog (Chimpanzee Quotes) One cannot watch chimpanzee infants for long without realizing that they have the same emotional need for affection and reassurance as human children (Chimpanzee Quotes) I don’t think I’m a celebrity. A chimpanzee could have done what I did (Chimpanzee Quotes) It is hardly an exaggeration to say that a chimpanzee kept in solitude is not a real chimpanzee at all (Chimpanzee Quotes) Its important to remember that we evolved. Now, I know thats a dirty word for some people, but we evolved from common ancestors with the gorillas, the chimpanzee and also the bonobos. We have a common past, and we have a common future (Chimpanzee Quotes) I think if you’re good and you can persuade people you’re going to be able to do that role and ultimately the audience buys it, then it doesn’t matter whether you were really a chimpanzee in disguise! You’ve done it (Chimpanzee Quotes) I don’t like explosions. I don’t mind progress. But digital photography has made every man, woman, child and chimpanzee a photographer of sorts and consequently has numbed down the general quality of photographs (Chimpanzee Quotes) Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard, a guinea pig, a cat, a dog, a monkey and a baby chimpanzee. In the unlikely case that you should experience no greater inhibitions in killing the chimpanzee than in destroying the cabbage or the fly, my advice to you is to commit suicide at your earliest possible convenience, because you are a weird monstrosity and a public danger (Chimpanzee Quotes) We evolved. We have only to look at the pouting face of a young chimpanzee to laugh at its reflections of ourselves. We know that more then 98 percent of our genes are shared with the chimpanzee, but we feel the kinship directly when the furry baby puts up its arms to be held (Chimpanzee Quotes) A chimpanzee could learn what I do physically, but it goes way beyond that. When you play, you play life (Chimpanzee Quotes) A chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn’t waste time with gestures but just goes ahead and attacks (Chimpanzee Quotes)