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Chris Farley Quotes

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Everybody laughs when fatty falls down  (Chris Farley Quotes) I’m just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants  (Chris Farley Quotes) I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons  (Chris Farley Quotes) In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king  (Chris Farley Quotes) First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river  (Chris Farley Quotes) I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It’s a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I’m curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don’t mix. So I try to fight those demons  (Chris Farley Quotes) Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes  (Chris Farley Quotes) I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem  (Chris Farley Quotes) I want to live fast and die young  (Chris Farley Quotes) I live in a van, down by the river!  (Chris Farley Quotes)