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Chris Farley Quotes

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down Picture Quote #1

I’m just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants Picture Quote #1

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons Picture Quote #1

I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I’d work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts Picture Quote #1

I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn’t apply. But they do. It’s still life on life’s terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons Picture Quote #1

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I’m a human being like everyone else. I’m not exempt Picture Quote #1

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I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, ‘Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.’ I thought, ‘Who cares? As long as they’re laughing.’ Picture Quote #1

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king Picture Quote #1

First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river Picture Quote #1

I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It’s a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I’m curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don’t mix. So I try to fight those demons Picture Quote #1

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes Picture Quote #1

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem Picture Quote #1

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I want to live fast and die young Picture Quote #1

I live in a van, down by the river! Picture Quote #1

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I’m a human being like everyone else. I’m not exempt Picture Quote #1

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Everybody laughs when fatty falls down (Chris Farley Quotes) I’m just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants (Chris Farley Quotes) I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons (Chris Farley Quotes) I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I’d work... on a treadmill and with the weights, but it was driving me nuts. So I escaped. Tom Arnold picked me up and we went to Le Dome and had tons of desserts (Chris Farley Quotes) I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn’t apply. But they do. It’s still life on life’s terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons (Chris Farley Quotes) Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I’m a human being like everyone else. I’m not exempt. (Chris Farley Quotes) I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, ‘Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.’ I thought, ‘Who cares? As long as they’re laughing.’ (Chris Farley Quotes) In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king (Chris Farley Quotes) First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river (Chris Farley Quotes) I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It’s a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I’m curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don’t mix. So I try to fight those demons (Chris Farley Quotes) Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes (Chris Farley Quotes) I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem (Chris Farley Quotes) I want to live fast and die young (Chris Farley Quotes) I live in a van, down by the river! (Chris Farley Quotes) Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I’m a human being like everyone else. I’m not exempt (Chris Farley Quotes)