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Chris Farley Quotes
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Everybody laughs when fatty falls down (Chris Farley Quotes)
I’m just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants (Chris Farley Quotes)
I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons (Chris Farley Quotes)
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king (Chris Farley Quotes)
First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river (Chris Farley Quotes)
I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It’s a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I’m curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don’t mix. So I try to fight those demons (Chris Farley Quotes)
Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes (Chris Farley Quotes)
I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem (Chris Farley Quotes)
I want to live fast and die young (Chris Farley Quotes)
I live in a van, down by the river! (Chris Farley Quotes)