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Chris Hardwick Quotes

I do seem like the kind of guy who’d be obsessive about Rubik’s Cubes Picture Quote #1

There’s a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They’re magical in that way Picture Quote #1

The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don’t take themselves seriously Picture Quote #1

If I wasn’t acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics Picture Quote #1

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It’s F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down Picture Quote #1

Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to see life’s metadata is good training for looking for interesting angles on a topic Picture Quote #1

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What’s more unnerving than magnetism, ghosts, and unpurified water? Gadgetmongers who purport to protect us from metaphysical monsters that go bump in the New Age night Picture Quote #1

My father was one of the greatest professional bowlers of all time. Seriously. Billy Hardwick: PBA Hall of Fame, Player of the Year in 63 and 69, and the first winner of the triple crown of bowling, among other things Picture Quote #1

For me personally, I have a fear of, ‘If I stop, I’m going to die.’ If I stop doing the things that are enriching to me or creatively exciting to me or if I stop creating, then I feel stagnant. If something isn’t growing, it’s dying Picture Quote #1

Comedy has sort of been my life-long obsession. I literally obsessed over comedy. I really didn’t play sports - for me it was just comedy, computers and chess club; those were my big things Picture Quote #1

While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is one of the most tech-heavy sports today. Robotic pinsetters and computerized scoring were just the beginning Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if I’m a Twitter addict. That seems kind of harsh. I would say it’s more that I’m seriously involved. That it’s a long-term relationship - like a girlfriend, which my actual girlfriend loves to hear Picture Quote #1

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Comic-Con is interesting because there’s so much going on at once, it’s literally impossible to do everything. You need clones and some sort of hoverboard so you can surf over the crowd of packed-in nerds Picture Quote #1

I think the mistake a lot of people make with new media is they just focus on one thing. But any one thing - just doing podcasts or just having a website or just doing television - isn’t enough anymore Picture Quote #1

American television constantly tries to co-op British comedy and create their own version of it. Most of the time it doesn’t work; obviously, in the case of ‘The Office,’ it did. But a lot of times, it doesn’t really work Picture Quote #1

When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there’s a certain gene, in every comedian. It’s why we get hyper-analytical about things Picture Quote #1

The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We’re the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word Picture Quote #1

One of the many reasons why I love stand-up so much is when you’re performing, you get instant feedback. You know if stuff is working right away Picture Quote #1

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Being constructively critical is good, as long as your purpose is to improve your methods for future endeavors. Lying in bed and replaying failures and telling yourself you’re stupid is a tremendous disservice to your efforts and what you can offer the world Picture Quote #1

Long ago you may have given up control of your brain and set it on autopilot either because it just felt like too much work. And it is work! But for me, this work was well worth it for the prospect of not waking up sad every day Picture Quote #1

It’s very easy to attack ourselves. Even comforting in its familiarity, but you must resist this urge at all costs. Dwelling on the past or your perceived flaws will do nothing but keep you under emotional house arrest and hamper your progress. Commit yourself to growth and reward yourself with kindness for choosing to do so! Picture Quote #1

Both my parents recognized early on that I wanted to do something in comedy, and they were really supportive. They’re the ones who bought me Steve Martin records and let me watch R-rated comedies long before they probably should have Picture Quote #1

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms Picture Quote #1

My mom is a big sports fans. Basketball, football, baseball, whatever. She calls into sports radio shows and gets into shouting matches, that’s how intense she is about it Picture Quote #1

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In the end, all that time I spent in the ‘Star Wars’ universe fostered galaxies of creativity and made me a better person here on Earth, because it taught me that everyone counts. That’s why I can sincerely and with a straight face say: ‘May the Force be with you.’ Picture Quote #1

Freelancers are ‘free’ because they take risks - they don’t like being told what to do. That’s both exciting and daunting, because you have to police you Picture Quote #1

I think doing the podcast may have been one of the best career decisions I’ve ever made in my life Picture Quote #1

If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices Picture Quote #1

If you can build your career around your passions, then you’re winning in life; that’s one of the best things you can ask for Picture Quote #1

I have opinions about the differences between Memphis barbecue and Texas barbecue. Put me in the kitchen and you’ll see how Southern I can be Picture Quote #1

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I do seem like the kind of guy who’d be obsessive about Rubik’s Cubes (Chris Hardwick Quotes) There’s a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They’re magical in that way (Chris Hardwick Quotes) The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don’t take themselves seriously (Chris Hardwick Quotes) If I wasn’t acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It’s F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to see life’s metadata is good training for looking for interesting angles on a topic (Chris Hardwick Quotes) What’s more unnerving than magnetism, ghosts, and unpurified water? Gadgetmongers who purport to protect us from metaphysical monsters that go bump in the New Age night (Chris Hardwick Quotes) My father was one of the greatest professional bowlers of all time. Seriously. Billy Hardwick: PBA Hall of Fame, Player of the Year in 63 and 69, and the first winner of the triple crown of bowling, among other things (Chris Hardwick Quotes) For me personally, I have a fear of, ‘If I stop, I’m going to die.’ If I stop doing the things that are enriching to me or creatively exciting to me or if I stop creating, then I feel stagnant. If something isn’t growing, it’s dying (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Comedy has sort of been my life-long obsession. I literally obsessed over comedy. I really didn’t play sports - for me it was just comedy, computers and chess club; those were my big things (Chris Hardwick Quotes) While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is one of the most tech-heavy sports today. Robotic pinsetters and computerized scoring were just the beginning (Chris Hardwick Quotes) I don’t know if I’m a Twitter addict. That seems kind of harsh. I would say it’s more that I’m seriously involved. That it’s a long-term relationship - like a girlfriend, which my actual girlfriend loves to hear (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Comic-Con is interesting because there’s so much going on at once, it’s literally impossible to do everything. You need clones and some sort of hoverboard so you can surf over the crowd of packed-in nerds (Chris Hardwick Quotes) I think the mistake a lot of people make with new media is they just focus on one thing. But any one thing - just doing podcasts or just having a website or just doing television - isn’t enough anymore (Chris Hardwick Quotes) American television constantly tries to co-op British comedy and create their own version of it. Most of the time it doesn’t work; obviously, in the case of ‘The Office,’ it did. But a lot of times, it doesn’t really work (Chris Hardwick Quotes) When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there’s a certain gene, in every comedian. It’s why we get hyper-analytical about things (Chris Hardwick Quotes) The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We’re the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word (Chris Hardwick Quotes) One of the many reasons why I love stand-up so much is when you’re performing, you get instant feedback. You know if stuff is working right away (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Being constructively critical is good, as long as your purpose is to improve your methods for future endeavors. Lying in bed and replaying failures and telling yourself you’re stupid is a tremendous disservice to your efforts and what you can offer the world (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Long ago you may have given up control of your brain and set it on autopilot either because it just felt like too much work. And it is work! But for me, this work was well worth it for the prospect of not waking up sad every day (Chris Hardwick Quotes) It’s very easy to attack ourselves. Even comforting in its familiarity, but you must resist this urge at all costs. Dwelling on the past or your perceived flaws will do nothing but keep you under emotional house arrest and hamper your progress. Commit yourself to growth and reward yourself with kindness for choosing to do so! (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Both my parents recognized early on that I wanted to do something in comedy, and they were really supportive. They’re the ones who bought me Steve Martin records and let me watch R-rated comedies long before they probably should have (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms. (Chris Hardwick Quotes) My mom is a big sports fans. Basketball, football, baseball, whatever. She calls into sports radio shows and gets into shouting matches, that’s how intense she is about it. (Chris Hardwick Quotes) In the end, all that time I spent in the ‘Star Wars’ universe fostered galaxies of creativity and made me a better person here on Earth, because it taught me that everyone counts. That’s why I can sincerely and with a straight face say: ‘May the Force be with you.’ (Chris Hardwick Quotes) Freelancers are ‘free’ because they take risks - they don’t like being told what to do. That’s both exciting and daunting, because you have to police you. (Chris Hardwick Quotes) I think doing the podcast may have been one of the best career decisions I’ve ever made in my life. (Chris Hardwick Quotes) If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices. (Chris Hardwick Quotes) If you can build your career around your passions, then you’re winning in life; that’s one of the best things you can ask for. (Chris Hardwick Quotes) I have opinions about the differences between Memphis barbecue and Texas barbecue. Put me in the kitchen and you’ll see how Southern I can be. (Chris Hardwick Quotes)

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