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Chris Rock Quotes

Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing Picture Quote #1

I do what I can do when I can do it Picture Quote #1

Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right Picture Quote #1

You got a gun, you don’t have to work out Picture Quote #1

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies Picture Quote #1

Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a mexican to work Picture Quote #1

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I believe you have my property! Picture Quote #1

I can’t even put gas in my plane! Picture Quote #1

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed Picture Quote #1

There’s math, and everything else is debatable! Picture Quote #1

Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession Picture Quote #1

Men do not settle down. Men surrender Picture Quote #1

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Money is the best lotion in the world Picture Quote #1

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time Picture Quote #1

America is the greatest country in the whole world Picture Quote #1

I’m severely overrated. I’m just above a hack Picture Quote #1

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep Picture Quote #1

Dude, I didn’t say Jude Law can’t act. I didn’t say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he’s in every movie Picture Quote #1

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Funny is only something that others know about you - you can’t be funny by yourself Picture Quote #1

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school Picture Quote #1

I’m in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson Picture Quote #1

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don’t really get takes Picture Quote #1

A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture Picture Quote #1

Hollywood’s racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It’s like - we like you, Rhonda, but you’re not a Kappa Picture Quote #1

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Who’s judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! Picture Quote #1

There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that’s about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don’t see another comedian who I put in high regard as him Picture Quote #1

You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who’s angrier than Toby Keith? He’s angrier than the average 10 rappers Picture Quote #1

Most parts in comedy, they’re not really written for men. They’re written for, like, these boy-men Picture Quote #1

Women need food, water, and compliments That’s right. And an occasional pair of shoes Picture Quote #1

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy Picture Quote #1

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Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing (Chris Rock Quotes) I do what I can do when I can do it (Chris Rock Quotes) Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right (Chris Rock Quotes) You got a gun, you don’t have to work out (Chris Rock Quotes) Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies (Chris Rock Quotes) Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a mexican to work (Chris Rock Quotes) I believe you have my property! (Chris Rock Quotes) I can’t even put gas in my plane! (Chris Rock Quotes) We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed (Chris Rock Quotes) There’s math, and everything else is debatable! (Chris Rock Quotes) Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession (Chris Rock Quotes) Men do not settle down. Men surrender (Chris Rock Quotes) Money is the best lotion in the world (Chris Rock Quotes) Men lie the most. Men lie all the time (Chris Rock Quotes) America is the greatest country in the whole world (Chris Rock Quotes) I’m severely overrated. I’m just above a hack (Chris Rock Quotes) Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep (Chris Rock Quotes) Dude, I didn’t say Jude Law can’t act. I didn’t say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he’s in every movie (Chris Rock Quotes) Funny is only something that others know about you - you can’t be funny by yourself (Chris Rock Quotes) I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school (Chris Rock Quotes) I’m in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson (Chris Rock Quotes) Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don’t really get takes (Chris Rock Quotes) A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture (Chris Rock Quotes) Hollywood’s racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It’s like - we like you, Rhonda, but you’re not a Kappa (Chris Rock Quotes) Who’s judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! (Chris Rock Quotes) There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that’s about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don’t see another comedian who I put in high regard as him (Chris Rock Quotes) You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who’s angrier than Toby Keith? He’s angrier than the average 10 rappers (Chris Rock Quotes) Most parts in comedy, they’re not really written for men. They’re written for, like, these boy-men (Chris Rock Quotes) Women need food, water, and compliments That’s right. And an occasional pair of shoes (Chris Rock Quotes) We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy (Chris Rock Quotes)

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