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Chris Rock Quotes

I love my life, but I don’t think I’m any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck Picture Quote #1

I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can’t ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke Picture Quote #1

I think if I were to get as big as I could get, it does change your mind-state. I think like the little man. I think like the underdog. I don’t want to change that Picture Quote #1

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special Picture Quote #1

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check ... is wealthy. Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling! Picture Quote #1

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me Picture Quote #1

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I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy Picture Quote #1

We did that with people like Chris Rock, Woody Harrelson, and the environmentalist Julia Butterfly Hill Picture Quote #1

Chris Rock went from a guy whose name you knew from SNL to a legendary comedian by working his ass off Picture Quote #1

The most offensive thing that ever occurred in ‘The New Yorker’ would be, like, the mildest thing at a Chris Rock concert Picture Quote #1

People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he’s like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy Picture Quote #1

Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from ‘SNL’ and the other from ‘The Chris Rock Show’ . The only award I have is an FM-mmy Picture Quote #1

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As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they’re the funniest. I wish I were a black comedian, actually Picture Quote #1

I thought, why don’t we be innovative and create something nobody had ever done before? It was a huge hit and we immediately did a sequel with Chris Rock, Morgan Freeman, Tina Turner and Maya Angelou Picture Quote #1

When you get off stage, the audience should know a little bit about you. Not where you are from, but how you see the world. And that’s the difference between like a Chris Rock joke, and like an open-miker Picture Quote #1

I learned from the guys before me - Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, just to name a few. These are guys that let it all hang out. What they lived is what they took to the stage Picture Quote #1

I liked Jimmy Snuka, Tony Garea, Larry Zbyszko, Bob Backlund, Bruno Sammartino, Chief Strongbow, SD Jones (even though they never let him win), Captain Lou, Ted DiBiase...Uh...I’m forgetting some people...Greg Valentine. Chris Rock and Ric Flair are the best. Ric Flair is the king Picture Quote #1

W. Kamau Bell is in the vanguard of a new era of American comedy for an unsettling, troubling, and strangely hopeful time. Firmly in the fearless tradition of Mort Sahl, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, and Chris Rock. Comedy as common sense purged of the absurd hypocrisy that is Our America Picture Quote #1

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I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I’m thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I’ve seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal. I started having a panic attack seeing my name in that list of people. It was pretty overwhelming Picture Quote #1

I’m severely overrated. I’m just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: ‘Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack’ Picture Quote #1

I know what you’re thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn’t tell jokes this is exactly what I’d be doing Picture Quote #1

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it’s like, what? You want no Comedy Central? Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don’t believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you’re trying material Picture Quote #1

You can’t fake comedy - it’s not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face Picture Quote #1

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When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to get on television Picture Quote #1

Community college is like a disco with books: Here’s ten dollars; let me get my learn on! Picture Quote #1

You can never make a woman happy, it’s impossible. I’ve never met a happy woman in my life. They’re always complaining about something Picture Quote #1

Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was to be a teenager. Boy, was I wrong Picture Quote #1

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn’t have any innocent bystanders Picture Quote #1

That’s a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day! Picture Quote #1

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I love my life, but I don’t think I’m any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck. (Chris Rock Quotes) I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can’t ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke. (Chris Rock Quotes) I think if I were to get as big as I could get, it does change your mind-state. I think like the little man. I think like the underdog. I don’t want to change that. (Chris Rock Quotes) Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special. (Chris Rock Quotes) Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check ... is wealthy. Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling! (Chris Rock Quotes) Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me (Chris Rock Quotes) I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. (Chris Rock Quotes) We did that with people like Chris Rock, Woody Harrelson, and the environmentalist Julia Butterfly Hill. (Chris Rock Quotes) Chris Rock went from a guy whose name you knew from SNL to a legendary comedian by working his ass off. (Chris Rock Quotes) The most offensive thing that ever occurred in ‘The New Yorker’ would be, like, the mildest thing at a Chris Rock concert. (Chris Rock Quotes) People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he’s like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy. (Chris Rock Quotes) Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from ‘SNL’ and the other from ‘The Chris Rock Show’ . The only award I have is an FM-mmy. (Chris Rock Quotes) As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they’re the funniest. I wish I were a black comedian, actually. (Chris Rock Quotes) I thought, why don’t we be innovative and create something nobody had ever done before? It was a huge hit and we immediately did a sequel with Chris Rock, Morgan Freeman, Tina Turner and Maya Angelou. (Chris Rock Quotes) When you get off stage, the audience should know a little bit about you. Not where you are from, but how you see the world. And that’s the difference between like a Chris Rock joke, and like an open-miker. (Chris Rock Quotes) I learned from the guys before me - Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, just to name a few. These are guys that let it all hang out. What they lived is what they took to the stage. (Chris Rock Quotes) I liked Jimmy Snuka, Tony Garea, Larry Zbyszko, Bob Backlund, Bruno Sammartino, Chief Strongbow, SD Jones (even though they never let him win), Captain Lou, Ted DiBiase...Uh...I’m forgetting some people...Greg Valentine. Chris Rock and Ric Flair are the best. Ric Flair is the king. (Chris Rock Quotes) W. Kamau Bell is in the vanguard of a new era of American comedy for an unsettling, troubling, and strangely hopeful time. Firmly in the fearless tradition of Mort Sahl, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, and Chris Rock. Comedy as common sense purged of the absurd hypocrisy that is Our America. (Chris Rock Quotes) I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I’m thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I’ve seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal. I started having a panic attack seeing my name in that list of people. It was pretty overwhelming. (Chris Rock Quotes) I’m severely overrated. I’m just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: ‘Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack’. (Chris Rock Quotes) I know what you’re thinking: why is Chris Rock bagging groceries? But I dropped out of high school in the tenth grade, so if I couldn’t tell jokes this is exactly what I’d be doing. (Chris Rock Quotes) I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it’s like, what? You want no Comedy Central? (Chris Rock Quotes) I don’t believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don’t believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you’re trying material. (Chris Rock Quotes) You can’t fake comedy - it’s not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face. (Chris Rock Quotes) When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to get on television. (Chris Rock Quotes) Community college is like a disco with books: Here’s ten dollars; let me get my learn on! (Chris Rock Quotes) You can never make a woman happy, it’s impossible. I’ve never met a happy woman in my life. They’re always complaining about something. (Chris Rock Quotes) Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was to be a teenager. Boy, was I wrong. (Chris Rock Quotes) Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn’t have any innocent bystanders. (Chris Rock Quotes) That’s a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day! (Chris Rock Quotes)

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