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Chris Rock Quotes

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you’re trying material Picture Quote #1

I’m never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either Picture Quote #1

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you’re ahead of the game Picture Quote #1

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four Picture Quote #1

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense Picture Quote #1

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s about having a lot of options Picture Quote #1

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Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool Picture Quote #1

My mother is the kind of woman you don’t want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons Picture Quote #1

You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain’t no happiness nowhere Picture Quote #1

I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you’re writing and you’re doubting. But when I’m with my kids and my family, it’s all about them Picture Quote #1

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren’t free but I’m sure they enjoyed fireworks Picture Quote #1

I’ll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house Picture Quote #1

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I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier Picture Quote #1

Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head Picture Quote #1

I saw the yearbook picture. There was six of them! I ain’t have six friends in high school, I don’t have six friends now! That’s three on three with a half court Picture Quote #1

I say everything’s about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal Picture Quote #1

You can’t be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips Picture Quote #1

Yeah, it’s unfair that you can get judged by something you didn’t do, but it’s also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn’t work for Picture Quote #1

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If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it’s not that smart Picture Quote #1

Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up Picture Quote #1

If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets Picture Quote #1

You can’t think the thoughts you want to think if you think you’re being watched Picture Quote #1

Here’s what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor Picture Quote #1

My relationship with my daughter is gonna affect her relationship with men for the rest of her life... Sometimes I’m walking with my daughter. I’m pushing her in the stroller, and sometimes I just pick her up and stare at her, and I realize, my only job in life is to keep her off the pole Picture Quote #1

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Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don’t want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I’m talking about. Every club you go into, there’s always some old guy. He ain’t really old, just a little too old to be in the club Picture Quote #1

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny Picture Quote #1

People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he’s like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy Picture Quote #1

Is Chris Rock still gonna host the Oscars after this blatant racism?? Is everyone still gonna show up?? Picture Quote #1

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A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you’re trying material (Chris Rock Quotes) I’m never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either (Chris Rock Quotes) If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you’re ahead of the game (Chris Rock Quotes) Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four (Chris Rock Quotes) You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense (Chris Rock Quotes) Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s about having a lot of options (Chris Rock Quotes) Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool (Chris Rock Quotes) My mother is the kind of woman you don’t want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons (Chris Rock Quotes) You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain’t no happiness nowhere (Chris Rock Quotes) I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you’re writing and you’re doubting. But when I’m with my kids and my family, it’s all about them (Chris Rock Quotes) Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren’t free but I’m sure they enjoyed fireworks (Chris Rock Quotes) I’ll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house (Chris Rock Quotes) I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier (Chris Rock Quotes) Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head (Chris Rock Quotes) I saw the yearbook picture. There was six of them! I ain’t have six friends in high school, I don’t have six friends now! That’s three on three with a half court (Chris Rock Quotes) I say everything’s about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person is an amazing meal (Chris Rock Quotes) You can’t be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips (Chris Rock Quotes) Yeah, it’s unfair that you can get judged by something you didn’t do, but it’s also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn’t work for (Chris Rock Quotes) If your work is so smart that only smart people get it, it’s not that smart (Chris Rock Quotes) Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up (Chris Rock Quotes) If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets (Chris Rock Quotes) You can’t think the thoughts you want to think if you think you’re being watched (Chris Rock Quotes) Here’s what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor (Chris Rock Quotes) My relationship with my daughter is gonna affect her relationship with men for the rest of her life... Sometimes I’m walking with my daughter. I’m pushing her in the stroller, and sometimes I just pick her up and stare at her, and I realize, my only job in life is to keep her off the pole (Chris Rock Quotes) Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don’t want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I’m talking about. Every club you go into, there’s always some old guy. He ain’t really old, just a little too old to be in the club (Chris Rock Quotes) I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny (Chris Rock Quotes) People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he’s like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy (Chris Rock Quotes) Is Chris Rock still gonna host the Oscars after this blatant racism?? Is everyone still gonna show up?? (Chris Rock Quotes)

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