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Christian Finnegan Quotes

The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it Picture Quote #1

I’m not an alcoholic. I just drink that way Picture Quote #1

Canada, or as I call them, America Light Picture Quote #1

You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context Picture Quote #1

Basically Britney Spears’ video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter Picture Quote #1

If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you’re saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda Picture Quote #1

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I think I speak for America when I say, nothing says NASCAR like Whoopi Goldberg Picture Quote #1

People might say, What’s so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I’ve never even seen them. Well, you’ve never seen God either. You’re gonna tell me he’s not awesome? Picture Quote #1

The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn’t care about tiny blue people Picture Quote #1

Michael Jackson’s charity efforts? Mmm. I’m sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges Picture Quote #1

You know what I’m great at? Trivial Pursuit. What good is that gonna do you in life? It has the word ‘trivial’ in the name. The game is basically telling you that you pursue trivial things. Trivial - as in not important. Trivial - as in maybe you should’ve gone to grad school Picture Quote #1

I hope that if I ever disappear, people don’t look for me based on the last websites I visited. Kind of an awkward press conference for my parents. Officer, do you have any leads? Well, based on Mr. Finnegan’s computer entries, we think he was abducted by Sorority Sluts Picture Quote #1

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If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you’re saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda Picture Quote #1

If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you’re saying is that you’re an employee of VH1 Picture Quote #1

I haven’t had a drink in twelve days and I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty shocked at how boring people are Picture Quote #1

The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn’t care about tiny blue people Picture Quote #1

I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band Picture Quote #1

Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money Picture Quote #1

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If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you’re saying is that you’re an employee of VH1 Picture Quote #1

If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker Picture Quote #1

The thing is - I’m not an idiot. I’m rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word ‘rather’ in a sentence Picture Quote #1

I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything Picture Quote #1

Some of you guys must have real jobs - office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits Picture Quote #1

I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band Picture Quote #1

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I really respect peple who try. People who say, No, I’m actually going to do the best I can. That said, you want to do the best you can while remaining who you are Picture Quote #1

I haven’t had a drink in twelve days and I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty shocked at how boring people are Picture Quote #1

Basically, I got into stand-up because I’m too egocentric to be an actor and not disciplined enough to be a writer Picture Quote #1

Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need Picture Quote #1

There comes a point where the disappointments in your life accrue faster than you can find external forces to blame them on Picture Quote #1

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The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it (Christian Finnegan Quotes) I’m not an alcoholic. I just drink that way (Christian Finnegan Quotes) Canada, or as I call them, America Light (Christian Finnegan Quotes) You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context (Christian Finnegan Quotes) Basically Britney Spears’ video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter (Christian Finnegan Quotes) If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you’re saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda (Christian Finnegan Quotes) I think I speak for America when I say, nothing says NASCAR like Whoopi Goldberg (Christian Finnegan Quotes) People might say, What’s so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I’ve never even seen them. Well, you’ve never seen God either. You’re gonna tell me he’s not awesome? (Christian Finnegan Quotes) The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn’t care about tiny blue people (Christian Finnegan Quotes) Michael Jackson’s charity efforts? Mmm. I’m sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges (Christian Finnegan Quotes) You know what I’m great at? Trivial Pursuit. What good is that gonna do you in life? It has the word ‘trivial’ in the name. The game is basically telling you that you pursue trivial things. Trivial - as in not important. Trivial - as in maybe you should’ve gone to grad school (Christian Finnegan Quotes) I hope that if I ever disappear, people don’t look for me based on the last websites I visited. Kind of an awkward press conference for my parents. Officer, do you have any leads? Well, based on Mr. Finnegan’s computer entries, we think he was abducted by Sorority Sluts (Christian Finnegan Quotes) If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you’re saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda. (Christian Finnegan Quotes) If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you’re saying is that you’re an employee of VH1. (Christian Finnegan Quotes) I haven’t had a drink in twelve days and I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty shocked at how boring people are. (Christian Finnegan Quotes) The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn’t care about tiny blue people. (Christian Finnegan Quotes) I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band. (Christian Finnegan Quotes) Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money (Christian Finnegan Quotes) If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you’re saying is that you’re an employee of VH1 (Christian Finnegan Quotes) If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker (Christian Finnegan Quotes) The thing is - I’m not an idiot. I’m rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word ‘rather’ in a sentence (Christian Finnegan Quotes) I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything (Christian Finnegan Quotes) Some of you guys must have real jobs - office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits (Christian Finnegan Quotes) I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band (Christian Finnegan Quotes) I really respect peple who try. People who say, No, I’m actually going to do the best I can. That said, you want to do the best you can while remaining who you are (Christian Finnegan Quotes) I haven’t had a drink in twelve days and I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty shocked at how boring people are (Christian Finnegan Quotes) Basically, I got into stand-up because I’m too egocentric to be an actor and not disciplined enough to be a writer (Christian Finnegan Quotes) Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need (Christian Finnegan Quotes) There comes a point where the disappointments in your life accrue faster than you can find external forces to blame them on (Christian Finnegan Quotes)

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