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At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht (Christmas Quotes)
Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received (Christmas Quotes)
I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair (Christmas Quotes)
I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size (Christmas Quotes)
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't (Christmas Quotes)
I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift." (Christmas Quotes)
In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December (Christmas Quotes)
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide (Christmas Quotes)
This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!" (Christmas Quotes)
I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from Japan was a really bad cheap transistor radio that some aunt gave you for Christmas (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas gives us the opportunity to pause and reflect on the important things around us - a time when we can look back on the year that has passed and prepare for the year ahead (Christmas Quotes)
If we don’t take that time (to be romantic), then it’s karate, then it’s ballet, and then there’s Christmas, and then my husband is flying off to tour around the world (Christmas Quotes)
Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas comes during a season when the Earth is in its darkest time. It’s a holiday for the family and for everyone (Christmas Quotes)
The sky over London was glorious, ochre and madder, as though a dozen tropic suns were simultaneously setting round the horizon... Everywhere the shells sparkled like Christmas baubles (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas... is not an external event at all, but a piece of one’s home that one carries in one’s heart (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide bound hearts (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas is never over,unless you want it to be... Christmas is a state of mind (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas is not just a day, an event to be observed and speedily forgotten. It is a spirit which should permeate every part of our lives (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas is not in tinsel and lights and outward show. The secret lies in an inner glow. It’s lighting a fire inside the heart. Good will and joy a vital part. It’s higher thought and a greater plan. It’s glorious dream in the soul of man (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas lights may be the loneliest thing for me, especially if you mix them up with reindeers and sleighs. I feel alone. I feel isolated. I feel I do not belong (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas is not only where you find it; it’s what you make of it (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas was the one time of year when my brothers surfaced at home, when my parents and grandparents congregated to eat my mother’s roast turkey (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas is more than a time of music, merriment and mirth; it is a season of meditation, mangers and miracles. Christmas is more than a time of carols, cards and candy; it is a season of dedication and decision (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas is fun anyway. It’s a myth organized over the years and gained different mythological qualities as the years go by (Christmas Quotes)
A perfectly managed Christmas correct in every detail is, like basted inside seams and letters answered by return, a sure sign of someone who hasn’t enough to do (Christmas Quotes)
Christmas, so long looming over everyone’s head, finally surged up, buried everyone alive and ebbed away, leaving its victims distinctly cross (Christmas Quotes)