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Christopher Moore Quotes
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Sarcasm will make your tits fall off (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live (Christopher Moore Quotes)
He has the attention span of a hummingbird (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Compliment but do not covet (Christopher Moore Quotes)
What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies (Christopher Moore Quotes)
I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Routine feeds the illusion of safety (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Ack! Parables. I hate parables (Christopher Moore Quotes)
You’re going to break my heart, aren’t you? (Christopher Moore Quotes)
She’s evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism (Christopher Moore Quotes)
How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Faith isn’t an act of intelligence, it’s an act of imagination (Christopher Moore Quotes)
He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own (Christopher Moore Quotes)
If you like what you’re reading, I probably wrote it (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Angels are just pretty insects (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Hope is merely another face of desire (Christopher Moore Quotes)
... she is too beautiful, I think, to not be inherently evil (Christopher Moore Quotes)
She laughed. My favorite music (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Your mother eats fungus from the feet of lepers (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Sin is moist make a mental note (Christopher Moore Quotes)
The Science you don’t know looks like magic (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Actually, orcas aren’t quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Don’t be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It’s the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates (Christopher Moore Quotes)
Well they’re pissed off and they’re hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they’re going to IKEA, I guess (Christopher Moore Quotes)
All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren’t afraid (Christopher Moore Quotes)