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Chuck Palahniuk Quotes
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The old rule about how a thing of beauty is a joy forever, in my experience, even the most beauteous thing is only a joy for about three hours, tops. After that, she’ll want to tell you all about her childhood traumas. Part of meeting these jail girls is it’s so sweet to look at your watch and know she’ll be behind bars in half an hour. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
You couldn’t have small, dying children in a movie without really bringing everyone down, but you can in comics. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
No matter how many luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you choose, you’ll never be totally happy. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
If we all lived according to the teachings of Jesus Christ, life would be much simpler (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
If you’re male, and you’re Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And sometimes you find your father in your career. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
I haven’t had television since 1991, and it definitely influences me. As a child of the 1970s, I couldn’t hold a narrative in my head; I was lucky if I could hold a joke in my head, because every time you turn on television or radio, it wipes the slate clean - at least in my case. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
My publisher’s been shipping me to comic-cons, and it seems that my readership overlaps perfectly with the comic-con crowd. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
There’s no escaping fate, it just keeps going. Day and night, the future just keeps coming at you. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
Control the things you can control. As for the rest - God bless it all. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
That’s why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. You can’t control life, at least you can control your version. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
I am enormously uncool. I’ve made a cottage industry of being uncool. And I’m fine with that. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
For six months I couldn’t sleep. With insomnia, nothing’s real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
My grandfather was hit over the head by a crane boom in Seattle. Some of the family claimed he was never a violent, crazy person before that. Some say he was. It depends who you believe. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God’s creation. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
I never think I’m making fun of my culture. In fact I’m making fun of myself, because I catch myself doing some very stupid things. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
I’ve always been very curious about fringe cultures where people temporarily adopt a different social model or way of presenting themselves. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
I always really curious to see how people interpret things. I know my version, and I’m kind of bored with my version so I want to see their version. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
This is less teaching than damage control. You may as well paint a house that’s on fire. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
If nothing else, there’s comfort in recognising that no matter how much we fail and sin, death will limit our suffering. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
The pretentiousness of literature really annoys me; the way a writer is held as this sort of magical person to be revered on the stage. Everything I do on tour is to try and destroy that pretense. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
The onÂÂly thing I know is evÂÂeryÂÂthing you love will die. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
My goal is to create a metaphor that changes our reality by charming people into considering their world in a different way. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
I went to sexaholics anonymous for six months. For research. I wanted to see the structure of the groups, how they were conducted, and what the atmosphere was like, and also to be able to describe the people as human beings, rather than as the dirty jokes that they are in our culture. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
Don’t do what you want. Do what you don’t want. Do what you’re trained not to want. Do the things that scare you the most. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
Do you remember when you were 10 or 11 years old and you really thought your folks were the best? They were completely omniscient and you took their word for everything. And then you got older and you went through this hideous age when suddenly they were the devil, they were bullies, and they didn’t know anything. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
Your life isn’t about doing one perfect ‘thing’ and then falling down dead. It’s more like going to church or writing a book. You do it over and over, always trying to be a little bit better. Then you die. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
People will listen to you only when they know you’re dying, otherwise they’re just waiting for their turn to talk. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead. (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)
The best way to waste your life, ... is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don’t participate (Chuck Palahniuk Quotes)