Cigar Quotes
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Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar (Cigar Quotes)
I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy (Cigar Quotes)
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don’t let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he’ll thank you (Cigar Quotes)
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth (Cigar Quotes)
Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar (Cigar Quotes)
I never can understand how anyone can not smoke it deprives a man of the best part of life. With a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him, literally (Cigar Quotes)
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle (Cigar Quotes)
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