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Clement Freud Quotes

About one thing the Englishman has a particularly strict code. If a bird says Cluk bik bik bik bik and caw you may kill it, eat it or ask Fortnums to pickle it in Napoleon brandy with wild strawberries. If it says tweet it is a dear and precious friend and you’d better lay off it if you want to remain a member of Boodles Picture Quote #1

There’s no law that decrees when not to whinge, but you reach a certain age - 80 seems about right - when you’re expected to manifest querulousness - the coffee’s too hot, the boiled egg’s too soft Picture Quote #1

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer Picture Quote #1

Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish Picture Quote #1

To barbecue is a way of life rather than a desirable method of cooking Picture Quote #1

If you mind losing more than you enjoy winning, don’t bet Picture Quote #1

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Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed Picture Quote #1

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men Picture Quote #1

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer Picture Quote #1

Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing Picture Quote #1

I find it hard to say, because when I was there it seemed to be shut Picture Quote #1

It is essential that we understand people for who they are as individuals and not the public perception of them or their family and past Picture Quote #1

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About one thing the Englishman has a particularly strict code. If a bird says Cluk bik bik bik bik and caw you may kill it, eat it or ask Fortnums to pickle it in Napoleon brandy with wild strawberries. If it says tweet it is a dear and precious friend and you’d better lay off it if you want to remain a member of Boodles (Clement Freud Quotes) There’s no law that decrees when not to whinge, but you reach a certain age - 80 seems about right - when you’re expected to manifest querulousness - the coffee’s too hot, the boiled egg’s too soft ... (Clement Freud Quotes) If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer. (Clement Freud Quotes) Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish (Clement Freud Quotes) To barbecue is a way of life rather than a desirable method of cooking (Clement Freud Quotes) If you mind losing more than you enjoy winning, don’t bet (Clement Freud Quotes) Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed (Clement Freud Quotes) I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men (Clement Freud Quotes) If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer (Clement Freud Quotes) Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing (Clement Freud Quotes) I find it hard to say, because when I was there it seemed to be shut (Clement Freud Quotes) It is essential that we understand people for who they are as individuals and not the public perception of them or their family and past (Clement Freud Quotes)