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Clive James Quotes

John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli Picture Quote #1

Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts Picture Quote #1

Sick of being a prisoner of my childhood, I want to put it behind me Picture Quote #1

An education without a Bible education is no education Picture Quote #1

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology Picture Quote #1

Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire Picture Quote #1

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The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB Picture Quote #1

A traditional fixture at Wimbledon is the way the BBC TV commentary box fills up with British players eliminated in the early rounds Picture Quote #1

Among artists without talent Marxism will always be popular, since it enables them to blame society for the fact that nobody wants to hear what they have to say Picture Quote #1

Mocking Hugh Hefner is easy to do, and in my mind should be made easier Picture Quote #1

You should never trust anyone who listens to Mahler before they’re forty Picture Quote #1

John McEnroe looks as if he is serving round the edge of an imaginary building Picture Quote #1

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(Of Marilyn Monroe) She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short Picture Quote #1

The Benson and Hedges Cup was won by McEnroe... he was as charming as always, which means that he was as charming as a dead mouse in a loaf of bread Picture Quote #1

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available Picture Quote #1

Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn’t deliver pizza Picture Quote #1

One of the virtues of the NHS... it doesn’t worry you about money at the moment when you’re least capable of doing anything about it Picture Quote #1

Beyoncé and pathos are strangers. Amy Winehouse and pathos are flatmates, and you should see the kitchen Picture Quote #1

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The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn’t much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas Picture Quote #1

In his quieter moments he sounds like his trousers are on fire Picture Quote #1

Writers quite often starve. And I’m mainly just writing critical prose and poetry, that’s a formula for starvation Picture Quote #1

People should be stopped from writing poetry. There’s far too much of it. And if they’re any good, they’ll go ahead anyways Picture Quote #1

If an artist is any good at all, then he or she will have a later phase that’s more interesting than the early one Picture Quote #1

The first language that I learned was Italian in Italy in the early and middle- 60s and I had to do that to keep up with the young men who were courting my wife Picture Quote #1

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When I was very young, one of my favourite books was Captain’s Courageous and I suppose one of the reasons I loved it, it was a life I knew I should have had, learning all the different bits of the ship and learning to catch fish and rig sails and to -all the things that I never learned and I never learned the discipline, but I hungered after it Picture Quote #1

I was brought up on the proletarian left, and I remain there. The fair go for workers is fundamental, and I don’t believe the free market has a mind Picture Quote #1

The entrÃƒÂ©e wasn’t tender enough to be a paving stone and the gravy couldn’t have been primordial soup because morphogenesis was already taking place Picture Quote #1

$I’ve only got a fraction of the energy I once had, but I think I probably use it better Picture Quote #1$

The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn’t much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas Picture Quote #1

I try to be specific. One thought at a time. Clear. Articulate. And above all, memorable, if you can be. You’d like to write phrases that people can’t forget as soon as they read them Picture Quote #1

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John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli (Clive James Quotes) Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts (Clive James Quotes) Sick of being a prisoner of my childhood, I want to put it behind me (Clive James Quotes) An education without a Bible education is no education (Clive James Quotes) Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology (Clive James Quotes) Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire (Clive James Quotes) The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB (Clive James Quotes) A traditional fixture at Wimbledon is the way the BBC TV commentary box fills up with British players eliminated in the early rounds (Clive James Quotes) Among artists without talent Marxism will always be popular, since it enables them to blame society for the fact that nobody wants to hear what they have to say (Clive James Quotes) Mocking Hugh Hefner is easy to do, and in my mind should be made easier (Clive James Quotes) You should never trust anyone who listens to Mahler before they’re forty (Clive James Quotes) John McEnroe looks as if he is serving round the edge of an imaginary building (Clive James Quotes) (Of Marilyn Monroe) She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short (Clive James Quotes) The Benson and Hedges Cup was won by McEnroe... he was as charming as always, which means that he was as charming as a dead mouse in a loaf of bread (Clive James Quotes) They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available (Clive James Quotes) Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn’t deliver pizza (Clive James Quotes) One of the virtues of the NHS... it doesn’t worry you about money at the moment when you’re least capable of doing anything about it (Clive James Quotes) Beyoncé and pathos are strangers. Amy Winehouse and pathos are flatmates, and you should see the kitchen (Clive James Quotes) The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn’t much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas (Clive James Quotes) In his quieter moments he sounds like his trousers are on fire (Clive James Quotes) Writers quite often starve. And I’m mainly just writing critical prose and poetry, that’s a formula for starvation. (Clive James Quotes) People should be stopped from writing poetry. There’s far too much of it. And if they’re any good, they’ll go ahead anyways. (Clive James Quotes) If an artist is any good at all, then he or she will have a later phase that’s more interesting than the early one. (Clive James Quotes) The first language that I learned was Italian in Italy in the early and middle- 60s and I had to do that to keep up with the young men who were courting my wife. (Clive James Quotes) When I was very young, one of my favourite books was Captain’s Courageous and I suppose one of the reasons I loved it, it was a life I knew I should have had, learning all the different bits of the ship and learning to catch fish and rig sails and to -all the things that I never learned and I never learned the discipline, but I hungered after it. (Clive James Quotes) I was brought up on the proletarian left, and I remain there. The fair go for workers is fundamental, and I don’t believe the free market has a mind. (Clive James Quotes) The entrÃƒÂ©e wasn’t tender enough to be a paving stone and the gravy couldn’t have been primordial soup because morphogenesis was already taking place. (Clive James Quotes) I’ve only got a fraction of the energy I once had, but I think I probably use it better (Clive James Quotes) The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn’t much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas. (Clive James Quotes) I try to be specific. One thought at a time. Clear. Articulate. And above all, memorable, if you can be. You’d like to write phrases that people can’t forget as soon as they read them. (Clive James Quotes)

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