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Clive James Quotes
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Sick of being a prisoner of my childhood, I want to put it behind me (Clive James Quotes)
Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts (Clive James Quotes)
John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli (Clive James Quotes)
An education without a Bible education is no education (Clive James Quotes)
You should never trust anyone who listens to Mahler before they’re forty (Clive James Quotes)
Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn’t deliver pizza (Clive James Quotes)
John McEnroe looks as if he is serving round the edge of an imaginary building (Clive James Quotes)
Mocking Hugh Hefner is easy to do, and in my mind should be made easier (Clive James Quotes)
In his quieter moments he sounds like his trousers are on fire (Clive James Quotes)
You can never get a woman to sit down and listen to a drum solo (Clive James Quotes)
The key to effective teaching is to remember how you learned (Clive James Quotes)
Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right (Clive James Quotes)
A luxury liner is really just a bad play surrounded by water (Clive James Quotes)
As a work of art, it reminds me of a long conversation between two drunks (Clive James Quotes)
Generally it is our failures that civilize us. Triumph confirms us in our habits (Clive James Quotes)
All I can do is turn a phrase until it catches the light (Clive James Quotes)
All honest labor becomes easy; it only becomes hard when done with unwillingness (Clive James Quotes)
All intellectual tendencies are corrupted when they consort with power (Clive James Quotes)
There is no reasoning someone out of a position he has not reasoned himself into (Clive James Quotes)
Fiction is life with the dull bits left out (Clive James Quotes)
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are (Clive James Quotes)