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Club Quotes

There’s nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it’s going really well. I can see everybody’s face practically in the whole room. There’s no cameras in the way, and it’s just me Picture Quote #1

TV is easier: it’s all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over Picture Quote #1

I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of people carving turkey during the set. If you put comedy and turkey side by side, turkey always wins Picture Quote #1

With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue, people will come, then film it. I do all that myself; I never have to answer to anybody Picture Quote #1

I very rarely laugh. I remember I used to have a joy at comedy. I remember going to see Sean Lock for the first time live, just in some comedy club when I was 18, and again, just guttural, pure laughter. I didn’t know what he was doing; I couldn’t see the tricks Picture Quote #1

I think the process of ‘SNL’ is still pretty formal. You make an audition tape, your agent sends it in, they watch people’s tapes, and then they invite people to perform at a comedy club in Los Angeles or New York. But I don’t know how much actual scouting they do online Picture Quote #1

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I did a ‘Last Comic Standing’ audition in 2006, where you’re just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a big comedy club, and I remember them cutting me off, asking about my name in the middle of one of my jokes. Yeah, it’s just real weird when you’re doing stand-up in that type of sterile, unnatural setting Picture Quote #1

Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You’ve got to - you’ve got the human game preserve to play off of. And it’s a lot of great characters everywhere. You work off that, and then you play the rooms, and eventually you get to a point where you’re playing a club that is a comedy club, with other comics Picture Quote #1

People don’t come to a comedy club simply to hear someone’s thoughts, no matter how profound Picture Quote #1

It’s depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material Picture Quote #1

I just don’t get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That’s where jokes happen Picture Quote #1

Entertainers Of Faith, funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn’t ashamed of his Catholicism. He’s seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand Picture Quote #1

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I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that’s my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling Picture Quote #1

If I’m not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you’re an actor, you can’t go - I guess there’s forms of it Picture Quote #1

My dream is not Hollywood, but to perform my act in English to 30 people in a Soho comedy club, to show New Yorkers what they look like from the French point of view Picture Quote #1

So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl out, and they started finding out I was a stand-up comedian Picture Quote #1

I did a lot of community theatre and met a manager that worked out of Philadelphia, and she started sending me up to New York for auditions, and I got the part in a play at Manhattan Theatre Club when I was 15 Picture Quote #1

There is always going to be competition. When you play for a top club, you’re going to attract top players. It’s part and parcel of football Picture Quote #1

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I’ve never been much of a computer guy at least in terms of playing with computers. Actually until I was about 11 I didn’t use a computer for preparing for games at all. I was playing a bit online, was using the chess club mainly. Now, obviously, the computer is an important tool for me preparing for my games Picture Quote #1

Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill’s hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for? - Eric, club dead Picture Quote #1

I loathe hecklers. I haven’t got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There’s an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it’s a different venue Picture Quote #1

Periodically, ‘The New York Times’ runs a business news story lamenting how few women still make it to the top in the Wall Street boys’ club. Could it be that women are choosing to be conscientious objectors in these wars of one against all? Picture Quote #1

Make a conscious effort to loosen your hands and let your arms feel soft when you’re at address. Take the club back a bit shorter, and feel as if you’re cracking a whip on the way down - not tensing up to smash something hard Picture Quote #1

I had hoped that the board would accept Johnny Hon’s offer of a loan to buy the stadium back for the club, as I think this would be best way of continuing the long tradition of Cambridge United in Cambridge - and it was a generous offer Picture Quote #1

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Game of Thrones’ isn’t all about magic - it’s way more about political scheming and family tensions - but to be a part of this exclusive magic club is actually really cool Picture Quote #1

I was always a sci-fi and fantasy geek. I was in the ‘Lord of the Rings’ club and all my cool friends made fun of me Picture Quote #1

There’s a lot of stuff in the club that’s like, it’s cool there because you’re drinking and all you wanna do is do ignorant sh*t Picture Quote #1

It was so weird that I would end up directing ‘The Greatest Game Ever Played,’ because, y’know, I’m not a big golfer myself. But I grew up around the game. My mom and dad kind of built their dream house off the 11th fairway of Shady Oaks Country Club in Fort Worth Picture Quote #1

I have just realized that it is due to you, and to Mr. James Thomas and his staff of the Army Navy Country Club that the putting green here on the White House lawn is already in such excellent condition. I assure you that I get a great deal of pleasure and relaxation out of using the green in an occasional late afternoon hour . . Picture Quote #1

My first few films were institutional comedies, and you’re on pretty safe ground when you’re dealing with an institution that vast numbers of people have experienced: college, summer camp, the military, the country club Picture Quote #1

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There’s nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it’s going really well. I can see everybody’s face practically in the whole room. There’s no cameras in the way, and it’s just me. (Club Quotes) TV is easier: it’s all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. (Club Quotes) I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of people carving turkey during the set. If you put comedy and turkey side by side, turkey always wins. (Club Quotes) With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue, people will come, then film it. I do all that myself; I never have to answer to anybody. (Club Quotes) I very rarely laugh. I remember I used to have a joy at comedy. I remember going to see Sean Lock for the first time live, just in some comedy club when I was 18, and again, just guttural, pure laughter. I didn’t know what he was doing; I couldn’t see the tricks. (Club Quotes) I think the process of ‘SNL’ is still pretty formal. You make an audition tape, your agent sends it in, they watch people’s tapes, and then they invite people to perform at a comedy club in Los Angeles or New York. But I don’t know how much actual scouting they do online. (Club Quotes) I did a ‘Last Comic Standing’ audition in 2006, where you’re just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a big comedy club, and I remember them cutting me off, asking about my name in the middle of one of my jokes. Yeah, it’s just real weird when you’re doing stand-up in that type of sterile, unnatural setting. (Club Quotes) Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You’ve got to - you’ve got the human game preserve to play off of. And it’s a lot of great characters everywhere. You work off that, and then you play the rooms, and eventually you get to a point where you’re playing a club that is a comedy club, with other comics. (Club Quotes) People don’t come to a comedy club simply to hear someone’s thoughts, no matter how profound. (Club Quotes) It’s depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material. (Club Quotes) I just don’t get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That’s where jokes happen. (Club Quotes) Entertainers Of Faith, funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn’t ashamed of his Catholicism. He’s seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand. (Club Quotes) I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that’s my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling. (Club Quotes) If I’m not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you’re an actor, you can’t go - I guess there’s forms of it. (Club Quotes) My dream is not Hollywood, but to perform my act in English to 30 people in a Soho comedy club, to show New Yorkers what they look like from the French point of view. (Club Quotes) So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl out, and they started finding out I was a stand-up comedian. (Club Quotes) I did a lot of community theatre and met a manager that worked out of Philadelphia, and she started sending me up to New York for auditions, and I got the part in a play at Manhattan Theatre Club when I was 15. (Club Quotes) There is always going to be competition. When you play for a top club, you’re going to attract top players. It’s part and parcel of football. (Club Quotes) I’ve never been much of a computer guy at least in terms of playing with computers. Actually until I was about 11 I didn’t use a computer for preparing for games at all. I was playing a bit online, was using the chess club mainly. Now, obviously, the computer is an important tool for me preparing for my games. (Club Quotes) Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill’s hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for? - Eric, club dead. (Club Quotes) I loathe hecklers. I haven’t got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There’s an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it’s a different venue. (Club Quotes) Periodically, ‘The New York Times’ runs a business news story lamenting how few women still make it to the top in the Wall Street boys’ club. Could it be that women are choosing to be conscientious objectors in these wars of one against all? (Club Quotes) Make a conscious effort to loosen your hands and let your arms feel soft when you’re at address. Take the club back a bit shorter, and feel as if you’re cracking a whip on the way down - not tensing up to smash something hard. (Club Quotes) I had hoped that the board would accept Johnny Hon’s offer of a loan to buy the stadium back for the club, as I think this would be best way of continuing the long tradition of Cambridge United in Cambridge - and it was a generous offer. (Club Quotes) Game of Thrones’ isn’t all about magic - it’s way more about political scheming and family tensions - but to be a part of this exclusive magic club is actually really cool. (Club Quotes) I was always a sci-fi and fantasy geek. I was in the ‘Lord of the Rings’ club and all my cool friends made fun of me. (Club Quotes) There’s a lot of stuff in the club that’s like, it’s cool there because you’re drinking and all you wanna do is do ignorant sh*t. (Club Quotes) It was so weird that I would end up directing ‘The Greatest Game Ever Played,’ because, y’know, I’m not a big golfer myself. But I grew up around the game. My mom and dad kind of built their dream house off the 11th fairway of Shady Oaks Country Club in Fort Worth. (Club Quotes) I have just realized that it is due to you, and to Mr. James Thomas and his staff of the Army Navy Country Club that the putting green here on the White House lawn is already in such excellent condition. I assure you that I get a great deal of pleasure and relaxation out of using the green in an occasional late afternoon hour . . . (Club Quotes) My first few films were institutional comedies, and you’re on pretty safe ground when you’re dealing with an institution that vast numbers of people have experienced: college, summer camp, the military, the country club. (Club Quotes)

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