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Coffee Table Quotes

I see the same coffee table everywhere. It’s mass marketing Picture Quote #1

Please don’t worry. It’s a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she’s a coffee table edition Picture Quote #1

Countermovements among racists and sexists and nazifiers are just as relentless as dirt on a coffee table. . . . Every housewife knows that if you don’t sooner or later dust . . . the whole place will be dirty again Picture Quote #1

Sergey Brin has said to me, like, 10 times now, ‘Why do you bother doing books? Why don’t you just put all this stuff on the Internet?’ It’s because 10 years from now, my book will still be sitting on someone’s coffee table or in a waiting room Picture Quote #1

I always write back to people who are kind enough to write to me. Actually, I don’t write - I recline on my red velvet sofa with my feet on the coffee table and dictate the letters to my eldest son Picture Quote #1

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it Picture Quote #1

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If you watch a fly on, say, a coffee table, you’ll see that they’re rubbing their little legs together to groom themselves; they’re actually quite clean creatures Picture Quote #1

I like living sparsely. In the main room, there’s no furniture - no tables, no chairs, no coffee table - not even a decaffeinated coffee table Picture Quote #1

Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table.Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!?Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what? Picture Quote #1

I got these big coffee table books about Chinese opera from the local library, and I loved looking through them. I loved studying the intricate costumes and figuring out how to ‘cartoonify’ them Picture Quote #1

When I was a boy, I read a terrible article in a big weekly American magazine called the ‘Saturday Evening Post.’ In the middle of this family magazine on my parent’s coffee table was an article about this family that was camping, and they were all mauled by a grizzly bear in their sleeping bags Picture Quote #1

I write almost entirely in bed or on a couch with my feet up on the coffee table. I feel most creative when I’m looking out the window, and my bed and couch have nice views of the New York skyline Picture Quote #1

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Just because something’s damaged doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be treated with respect.’ ‘Ad,’ Wallace said, ‘it’s a coffee table, not an orphan Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool Picture Quote #1

Oh, my tattered rags are caught on your coffee table Picture Quote #1

I see the same coffee table everywhere. It’s mass marketing Picture Quote #1

You cannot escape from life. Life is not a book. You can't just set it down on the coffee table and walk away from it when it gets boring or you get tired Picture Quote #1

I’m having my house repainted and we have a piano in the corner and the painter says, Is that y’all’s piano? I said, No, that’s our coffee table; it just has buck teeth. Here’s Your Sign Picture Quote #1

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One of my problems is I am getting so mature that I have to pick up a TV and toss it through the coffee table just to remind people of who I am. I want to go ranting and screaming into the grave Picture Quote #1

Raking a hand through his hair, he forced his attention to the text she’d left on the coffee table, refusing to dwell on the disconcerting fact that a part of him had taken one look at the lass in such proximity to his bed and said simply: Mine Picture Quote #1

Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes you want to hide under the coffee table Picture Quote #1

I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out? Picture Quote #1

I’m always working on a few different stories at once, so there’s always some really big coffee table book I’m carrying around Picture Quote #1

The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs Picture Quote #1

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Countermovements among racists and sexists and nazifiers are just as relentless as dirt on a coffee table... Every housewife knows that if you don’t sooner or later dust... the whole place will be dirty again Picture Quote #1

I'm worried about that man or woman sitting around - the coffee table tonight or in their kitchen talking about how are we going to get to work. How are we going to have the dignity to take care of our family Picture Quote #1

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I see the same coffee table everywhere. It’s mass marketing. (Coffee Table Quotes) Please don’t worry. It’s a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she’s a coffee table edition (Coffee Table Quotes) Countermovements among racists and sexists and nazifiers are just as relentless as dirt on a coffee table. . . . Every housewife knows that if you don’t sooner or later dust . . . the whole place will be dirty again. (Coffee Table Quotes) Sergey Brin has said to me, like, 10 times now, ‘Why do you bother doing books? Why don’t you just put all this stuff on the Internet?’ It’s because 10 years from now, my book will still be sitting on someone’s coffee table or in a waiting room. (Coffee Table Quotes) I always write back to people who are kind enough to write to me. Actually, I don’t write - I recline on my red velvet sofa with my feet on the coffee table and dictate the letters to my eldest son. (Coffee Table Quotes) A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it. (Coffee Table Quotes) If you watch a fly on, say, a coffee table, you’ll see that they’re rubbing their little legs together to groom themselves; they’re actually quite clean creatures. (Coffee Table Quotes) I like living sparsely. In the main room, there’s no furniture - no tables, no chairs, no coffee table - not even a decaffeinated coffee table. (Coffee Table Quotes) Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table.Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!?Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what? (Coffee Table Quotes) I got these big coffee table books about Chinese opera from the local library, and I loved looking through them. I loved studying the intricate costumes and figuring out how to ‘cartoonify’ them. (Coffee Table Quotes) When I was a boy, I read a terrible article in a big weekly American magazine called the ‘Saturday Evening Post.’ In the middle of this family magazine on my parent’s coffee table was an article about this family that was camping, and they were all mauled by a grizzly bear in their sleeping bags (Coffee Table Quotes) I write almost entirely in bed or on a couch with my feet up on the coffee table. I feel most creative when I’m looking out the window, and my bed and couch have nice views of the New York skyline (Coffee Table Quotes) Just because something’s damaged doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be treated with respect.’ ‘Ad,’ Wallace said, ‘it’s a coffee table, not an orphan (Coffee Table Quotes) You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool (Coffee Table Quotes) Oh, my tattered rags are caught on your coffee table (Coffee Table Quotes) I see the same coffee table everywhere. It’s mass marketing (Coffee Table Quotes) You cannot escape from life. Life is not a book. You can't just set it down on the coffee table and walk away from it when it gets boring or you get tired (Coffee Table Quotes) I’m having my house repainted and we have a piano in the corner and the painter says, Is that y’all’s piano? I said, No, that’s our coffee table; it just has buck teeth. Here’s Your Sign (Coffee Table Quotes) One of my problems is I am getting so mature that I have to pick up a TV and toss it through the coffee table just to remind people of who I am. I want to go ranting and screaming into the grave (Coffee Table Quotes) Raking a hand through his hair, he forced his attention to the text she’d left on the coffee table, refusing to dwell on the disconcerting fact that a part of him had taken one look at the lass in such proximity to his bed and said simply: Mine (Coffee Table Quotes) Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes you want to hide under the coffee table (Coffee Table Quotes) I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out? (Coffee Table Quotes) I’m always working on a few different stories at once, so there’s always some really big coffee table book I’m carrying around (Coffee Table Quotes) The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to be a table meant for dogs (Coffee Table Quotes) Countermovements among racists and sexists and nazifiers are just as relentless as dirt on a coffee table... Every housewife knows that if you don’t sooner or later dust... the whole place will be dirty again (Coffee Table Quotes) I'm worried about that man or woman sitting around - the coffee table tonight or in their kitchen talking about how are we going to get to work. How are we going to have the dignity to take care of our family (Coffee Table Quotes)