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Colin Mochrie Quotes

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers Picture Quote #1

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises Picture Quote #1

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh. We’ll do whatever it takes Picture Quote #1

You know, if I don’t make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife Picture Quote #1

Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour’s all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes? Picture Quote #1

Wives live longer than husbands because they’re not married to women Picture Quote #1

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin! Picture Quote #1

It all started with a badly timed bald joke! Picture Quote #1

You don’t sweat much for a fat girl! Picture Quote #1

Every song a hit, every hit a smack! Picture Quote #1

Hey, come on, I’ve seen younger faces on money. Money Picture Quote #1

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries Picture Quote #1

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It’s not like the sheep was underage Picture Quote #1

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod? Picture Quote #1

Many people think it’s in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We’re going crazy Picture Quote #1

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge Picture Quote #1

There’s many times this year I’ve sat back and thought, I’m making a living from making things up. It’s the only skill I have so I’ve been really lucky Picture Quote #1

I have so many evil plans, I’m just trying to find the one which would be best right now! Picture Quote #1

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As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers (Colin Mochrie Quotes) Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises (Colin Mochrie Quotes) We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh. We’ll do whatever it takes (Colin Mochrie Quotes) You know, if I don’t make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife (Colin Mochrie Quotes) Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour’s all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes? (Colin Mochrie Quotes) Wives live longer than husbands because they’re not married to women (Colin Mochrie Quotes) Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin! (Colin Mochrie Quotes) It all started with a badly timed bald joke! (Colin Mochrie Quotes) You don’t sweat much for a fat girl! (Colin Mochrie Quotes) Every song a hit, every hit a smack! (Colin Mochrie Quotes) Hey, come on, I’ve seen younger faces on money. Money (Colin Mochrie Quotes) Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries (Colin Mochrie Quotes) Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It’s not like the sheep was underage (Colin Mochrie Quotes) Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod? (Colin Mochrie Quotes) Many people think it’s in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We’re going crazy (Colin Mochrie Quotes) The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge (Colin Mochrie Quotes) There’s many times this year I’ve sat back and thought, I’m making a living from making things up. It’s the only skill I have so I’ve been really lucky (Colin Mochrie Quotes) I have so many evil plans, I’m just trying to find the one which would be best right now! (Colin Mochrie Quotes)

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