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Comedian Quotes

It’s weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy Picture Quote #1

I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown Picture Quote #1

There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I don't even have to exaggerate Picture Quote #1

A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious Picture Quote #1

I not only don't choose to run but I don't even want to leave a loophole in case I am drafted, so I won't choose. I will say won't run no matter how bad the country will need a comedian by that time Picture Quote #1

As a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal - in all of those areas, I am looking forward to the end of the Bush administration with every fiber of my being Picture Quote #1

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One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat Picture Quote #1

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of your state. How can I, as a comedian, create a reality that encompasses that? Picture Quote #1

Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one liners Picture Quote #1

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter Picture Quote #1

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion Picture Quote #1

When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. all that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter Picture Quote #1

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If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay Picture Quote #1

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do Picture Quote #1

I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. I'm not Ed Murrow up on the roof in a London fog reporting on the blitz Picture Quote #1

If you’re billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it Picture Quote #1

Having a human conversation is not something I’ve had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being Picture Quote #1

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes Picture Quote #1

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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian Picture Quote #1

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it’s a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show Picture Quote #1

I really don’t know what makes a comedian. I think it’s a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line Picture Quote #1

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure Picture Quote #1

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I’ll never forget the look on the young boy’s face. He was devastated Picture Quote #1

I’m not a comedian. I’m an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion Picture Quote #1

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I’ve never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don’t really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny Picture Quote #1

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes Picture Quote #1

I think having an outsider’s viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian Picture Quote #1

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth Picture Quote #1

I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That’s the only way you learn how to do it Picture Quote #1

The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you’re doing one thing. That is, you’re going to make the audience laugh Picture Quote #1

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It’s weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy. (Comedian Quotes) I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown. (Comedian Quotes) There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I don't even have to exaggerate (Comedian Quotes) A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious (Comedian Quotes) I not only don't choose to run but I don't even want to leave a loophole in case I am drafted, so I won't choose. I will say won't run no matter how bad the country will need a comedian by that time (Comedian Quotes) As a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal - in all of those areas, I am looking forward to the end of the Bush administration with every fiber of my being (Comedian Quotes) One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat (Comedian Quotes) Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of your state. How can I, as a comedian, create a reality that encompasses that? (Comedian Quotes) Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one liners (Comedian Quotes) All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter (Comedian Quotes) We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion (Comedian Quotes) When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. all that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter (Comedian Quotes) If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay (Comedian Quotes) I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do (Comedian Quotes) I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. I'm not Ed Murrow up on the roof in a London fog reporting on the blitz (Comedian Quotes) If you’re billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it (Comedian Quotes) Having a human conversation is not something I’ve had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being (Comedian Quotes) I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes (Comedian Quotes) I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian (Comedian Quotes) When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it’s a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show (Comedian Quotes) I really don’t know what makes a comedian. I think it’s a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line (Comedian Quotes) I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure (Comedian Quotes) I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I’ll never forget the look on the young boy’s face. He was devastated (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a comedian. I’m an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion (Comedian Quotes) I’ve never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don’t really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny (Comedian Quotes) The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes (Comedian Quotes) I think having an outsider’s viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian (Comedian Quotes) The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth (Comedian Quotes) I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That’s the only way you learn how to do it (Comedian Quotes) The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and you’re doing one thing. That is, you’re going to make the audience laugh (Comedian Quotes)

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