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Comedian Quotes

Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there’s no such thing as a comedian who doesn’t do impressions Picture Quote #1

In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn’t be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian Picture Quote #1

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds Picture Quote #1

I didn’t plan on being a comedian. I didn’t plan on getting married and I didn’t plan on having kids, but I did all those things Picture Quote #1

My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else Picture Quote #1

Oh yeah, I’d love to be a comedian. I’ve done a lot, but always in the confines of plays Picture Quote #1

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The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things Picture Quote #1

It seems that a lot of people, who haven’t known of me as a pianist, think I’ve just started off as a comedian. And so for them the piano was something extra. But, of course, playing the piano was something that came before all of what’s happened now Picture Quote #1

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I’m a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline Picture Quote #1

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me Picture Quote #1

There’s something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process Picture Quote #1

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers Picture Quote #1

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I believe in being honest with myself. If there’s one thing I hate it’s when a comedian is great and won’t admit it. I’ve never met one like that, but if I did, I’d hate them Picture Quote #1

When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season Picture Quote #1

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet Picture Quote #1

I’m an actor, I’m not a comedian, I never was a comedian Picture Quote #1

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don’t deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don’t even notice that that’s the thing Picture Quote #1

I want to show people that there’s a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian Picture Quote #1

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If you’re watching a comedian on television and he’s making a political point, I would say he’s gotten too serious Picture Quote #1

A comedian’s a comedian. They’re a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that’s why I like them Picture Quote #1

Physics is very muddled again at the moment; it is much too hard for me anyway, and I wish I were a movie comedian or something like that and had never heard anything about physics! Picture Quote #1

Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I’m a comedian, and even cancer couldn’t stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through Picture Quote #1

I wouldn’t be honest if I didn’t say my mom. Apart from the fact that she’s my mother, she’s a brilliant comedian and a force as a producer. She paved the way for women to produce and star in their own films, and to balance that with being the matriarch of our family is really inspiring Picture Quote #1

Once or twice I’ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I’ve ever seen Picture Quote #1

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I’m a comedian who got into movies, so I don’t really think of myself as an actor Picture Quote #1

I am a comedian and you guys know whatever I say, I don’t mean any of it Picture Quote #1

In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it Picture Quote #1

A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things Picture Quote #1

I don’t think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren’t a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that’s fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it’s a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don’t find each other funny, there’s a fundamental problem Picture Quote #1

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now Picture Quote #1

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Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there’s no such thing as a comedian who doesn’t do impressions (Comedian Quotes) In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn’t be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian (Comedian Quotes) The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds (Comedian Quotes) I didn’t plan on being a comedian. I didn’t plan on getting married and I didn’t plan on having kids, but I did all those things (Comedian Quotes) My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else (Comedian Quotes) Oh yeah, I’d love to be a comedian. I’ve done a lot, but always in the confines of plays (Comedian Quotes) The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things (Comedian Quotes) It seems that a lot of people, who haven’t known of me as a pianist, think I’ve just started off as a comedian. And so for them the piano was something extra. But, of course, playing the piano was something that came before all of what’s happened now (Comedian Quotes) I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I’m a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline (Comedian Quotes) When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me (Comedian Quotes) There’s something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process (Comedian Quotes) I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers (Comedian Quotes) I believe in being honest with myself. If there’s one thing I hate it’s when a comedian is great and won’t admit it. I’ve never met one like that, but if I did, I’d hate them (Comedian Quotes) When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season (Comedian Quotes) To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet (Comedian Quotes) I’m an actor, I’m not a comedian, I never was a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don’t deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don’t even notice that that’s the thing (Comedian Quotes) I want to show people that there’s a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian (Comedian Quotes) If you’re watching a comedian on television and he’s making a political point, I would say he’s gotten too serious (Comedian Quotes) A comedian’s a comedian. They’re a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that’s why I like them (Comedian Quotes) Physics is very muddled again at the moment; it is much too hard for me anyway, and I wish I were a movie comedian or something like that and had never heard anything about physics! (Comedian Quotes) Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I’m a comedian, and even cancer couldn’t stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through (Comedian Quotes) I wouldn’t be honest if I didn’t say my mom. Apart from the fact that she’s my mother, she’s a brilliant comedian and a force as a producer. She paved the way for women to produce and star in their own films, and to balance that with being the matriarch of our family is really inspiring (Comedian Quotes) Once or twice I’ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I’ve ever seen (Comedian Quotes) I’m a comedian who got into movies, so I don’t really think of myself as an actor (Comedian Quotes) I am a comedian and you guys know whatever I say, I don’t mean any of it (Comedian Quotes) In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it (Comedian Quotes) A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things (Comedian Quotes) I don’t think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren’t a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that’s fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it’s a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don’t find each other funny, there’s a fundamental problem (Comedian Quotes) They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now (Comedian Quotes)

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