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Comedian Quotes

I wanted to be like an actor or a comedian for a little while, because I was always wanting to make people laugh, and being stupid, so I never thought I’d be doing a job where you always have to look nice, and polished and sophisticated Picture Quote #1

Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really make a fool out of people. I have to watch it a little bit, because I caught that habit from him. I was really fond of him. He was my idol Picture Quote #1

Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer Picture Quote #1

I never really thought of myself as a sex goddess; I felt I was more a comedian who could dance Picture Quote #1

Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they’re going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself Picture Quote #1

When I think of myself, I’m definitely... I’m not like a comedian Picture Quote #1

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A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world Picture Quote #1

Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you’re not supposed to be the coolest guy Picture Quote #1

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he’s somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement Picture Quote #1

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second Picture Quote #1

As a comedian, you’re kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit Picture Quote #1

I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create something wonderful. I am a comedian, but people have called me a motivational speaker. I don’t really consider myself that at all Picture Quote #1

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I’ve never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book Picture Quote #1

Part of being a comedian is that it’s your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities Picture Quote #1

I made sure that instead of people making fun of me, like every comedian probably says, I made fun of myself first so they would get distracted and just laugh. I was pretty brutally picked on for a while growing up. It was always the really pretty girls, the hot girls and then there was me. So I had to do something to get any sort of attention Picture Quote #1

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I’m not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to plan to be involved Picture Quote #1

I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that can just have people see me in a different light and let me mature as both an entertainer and an actor and a comedian Picture Quote #1

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A comedian is sort of like a wild animal. It really just depends on where you catch them. Sometimes they want to cuddle up, and sometimes they’ll snap at you. But for me, more often than not, if I’m talking to somebody who makes their living in comedy, it’ll be a very thoughtful conversation driven from an emotionally honest place Picture Quote #1

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you Picture Quote #1

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It’s almost like if you didn’t, you couldn’t be a comedian Picture Quote #1

I think it’s actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian Picture Quote #1

Every job from the heart is, ultimately, of equal value. The nurse injects the syringe; the writer slides the pen; the farmer plows the dirt; the comedian draws the laughter. Monetary income is the perfect deceiver of a man’s true worth Picture Quote #1

To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps Picture Quote #1

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I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend to trip over things to make girls laugh in school and stuff like that. So I kind of learned how to fall without hurting yourself Picture Quote #1

I’m not a comedian. I don’t make things funny if they’re not funny. I don’t invent funny stuff Picture Quote #1

I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid Picture Quote #1

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn’t know what funny is Picture Quote #1

When another comedian has a lousy show, I’m the first one to admit it Picture Quote #1

It’s a letdown if the comedian doesn’t finally actually really sit on his hat Picture Quote #1

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I wanted to be like an actor or a comedian for a little while, because I was always wanting to make people laugh, and being stupid, so I never thought I’d be doing a job where you always have to look nice, and polished and sophisticated (Comedian Quotes) Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really make a fool out of people. I have to watch it a little bit, because I caught that habit from him. I was really fond of him. He was my idol (Comedian Quotes) Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer (Comedian Quotes) I never really thought of myself as a sex goddess; I felt I was more a comedian who could dance (Comedian Quotes) Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they’re going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself (Comedian Quotes) When I think of myself, I’m definitely... I’m not like a comedian (Comedian Quotes) A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world (Comedian Quotes) Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you’re not supposed to be the coolest guy (Comedian Quotes) My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he’s somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement (Comedian Quotes) I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second (Comedian Quotes) As a comedian, you’re kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit (Comedian Quotes) I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create something wonderful. I am a comedian, but people have called me a motivational speaker. I don’t really consider myself that at all (Comedian Quotes) I’ve never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book (Comedian Quotes) Part of being a comedian is that it’s your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities (Comedian Quotes) I made sure that instead of people making fun of me, like every comedian probably says, I made fun of myself first so they would get distracted and just laugh. I was pretty brutally picked on for a while growing up. It was always the really pretty girls, the hot girls and then there was me. So I had to do something to get any sort of attention (Comedian Quotes) I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny (Comedian Quotes) I’m a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I’m not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to plan to be involved (Comedian Quotes) I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that can just have people see me in a different light and let me mature as both an entertainer and an actor and a comedian (Comedian Quotes) A comedian is sort of like a wild animal. It really just depends on where you catch them. Sometimes they want to cuddle up, and sometimes they’ll snap at you. But for me, more often than not, if I’m talking to somebody who makes their living in comedy, it’ll be a very thoughtful conversation driven from an emotionally honest place (Comedian Quotes) Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you (Comedian Quotes) I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It’s almost like if you didn’t, you couldn’t be a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I think it’s actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian (Comedian Quotes) Every job from the heart is, ultimately, of equal value. The nurse injects the syringe; the writer slides the pen; the farmer plows the dirt; the comedian draws the laughter. Monetary income is the perfect deceiver of a man’s true worth (Comedian Quotes) To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps (Comedian Quotes) I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend to trip over things to make girls laugh in school and stuff like that. So I kind of learned how to fall without hurting yourself (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a comedian. I don’t make things funny if they’re not funny. I don’t invent funny stuff (Comedian Quotes) I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid (Comedian Quotes) There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn’t know what funny is (Comedian Quotes) When another comedian has a lousy show, I’m the first one to admit it (Comedian Quotes) It’s a letdown if the comedian doesn’t finally actually really sit on his hat (Comedian Quotes)

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