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Comedian Quotes

If I want to keep working as an actor, I’m going to become a comedian who does fart jokes Picture Quote #1

I’m a good counter comedian. I can just work it off with looks, or have something crazy to say back. That works for me Picture Quote #1

I’m not a comedian. I didn’t study sketch comedy; my background isn’t that Picture Quote #1

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be Picture Quote #1

You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can’t believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me Picture Quote #1

I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that’s funny, because I’m a funny comedian. I’m an entertainer Picture Quote #1

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Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I’m always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works Picture Quote #1

I’m not a comedy writer, I’m a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say Picture Quote #1

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I’m the worst comedian ever Picture Quote #1

The tragedian will always be a limited tragedian if he has not learned how to laugh. The comedian who cannot weep will never touch the highest levels of mirth Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you’re supposed to feel all kinds of things Picture Quote #1

As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you’re going to do Picture Quote #1

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I’m a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I’m doing television, I don’t have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks Picture Quote #1

I’m not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That’s just a little hobby Picture Quote #1

I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn’t know they could until now Picture Quote #1

I’m not a comedian, but I love the comedians who know when to get off the stage Picture Quote #1

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade Picture Quote #1

To have a reputation for being noble, she thought, is more confining than to be known as a wit. On the rare days when a comedian has no jokes, people pardon the lapse. There is no forgiving a saint’s occasional day of sin Picture Quote #1

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Growing up and being a kid, I knew that creativity was at the heart of what I wanted to do. I always had this feeling of wanting to be a comedian and wanting to be an actor Picture Quote #1

I wish, in some ways, I was the type of comedian who could do something blistering and topical, but I’m the guy who gets stuck in the revolving door and thinks I should write about that Picture Quote #1

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something’s catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny Picture Quote #1

I’m not very big on politics. I’m a comedian and not that smart. I don’t have the mind capacity for it Picture Quote #1

I watch people’s behavior and notice things. I think that’s why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are Picture Quote #1

Genuinely love doing standup and I’m a comedian first, so for me what makes my standup special is the fact that I don’t have to adapt or adjust. I am who I am. I appeal to everyone, hence in the movie doing a world tour Picture Quote #1

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Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they’re not dark and dangerous Picture Quote #1

I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction Picture Quote #1

The tragic hero prefers death to prudence. The comedian prefers playing tricks to winning. Only the villain really plays to win Picture Quote #1

I wanted to be a comedian, I wanted people to laugh at what I was saying, not to be staring at my boobs or wearing a skirt and show off my... I just didn’t think that that was the best way to get taken seriously in that world Picture Quote #1

When I approach villains, unless it’s a drama, I’m a comedian, so I approach most things from a comedic point of view Picture Quote #1

I’m not a broad comedy guy. I’ve been funny in movies, but I’m not a comedian. I’m an actor who’s sometimes funny Picture Quote #1

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If I want to keep working as an actor, I’m going to become a comedian who does fart jokes (Comedian Quotes) I’m a good counter comedian. I can just work it off with looks, or have something crazy to say back. That works for me (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a comedian. I didn’t study sketch comedy; my background isn’t that (Comedian Quotes) I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be (Comedian Quotes) You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can’t believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me (Comedian Quotes) I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that’s funny, because I’m a funny comedian. I’m an entertainer (Comedian Quotes) Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I’m always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a comedy writer, I’m a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say (Comedian Quotes) When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I’m the worst comedian ever (Comedian Quotes) The tragedian will always be a limited tragedian if he has not learned how to laugh. The comedian who cannot weep will never touch the highest levels of mirth (Comedian Quotes) I’m a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you’re supposed to feel all kinds of things (Comedian Quotes) As a comedian I appreciate every kind of comedy. You decide for yourself what you’re going to do (Comedian Quotes) I’m a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I’m doing television, I don’t have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a professional comedian. Nobody comes to my comedy shows. That’s just a little hobby (Comedian Quotes) I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn’t know they could until now (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a comedian, but I love the comedians who know when to get off the stage (Comedian Quotes) I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade (Comedian Quotes) To have a reputation for being noble, she thought, is more confining than to be known as a wit. On the rare days when a comedian has no jokes, people pardon the lapse. There is no forgiving a saint’s occasional day of sin (Comedian Quotes) Growing up and being a kid, I knew that creativity was at the heart of what I wanted to do. I always had this feeling of wanting to be a comedian and wanting to be an actor (Comedian Quotes) I wish, in some ways, I was the type of comedian who could do something blistering and topical, but I’m the guy who gets stuck in the revolving door and thinks I should write about that (Comedian Quotes) For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something’s catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny (Comedian Quotes) I’m not very big on politics. I’m a comedian and not that smart. I don’t have the mind capacity for it (Comedian Quotes) I watch people’s behavior and notice things. I think that’s why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are (Comedian Quotes) Genuinely love doing standup and I’m a comedian first, so for me what makes my standup special is the fact that I don’t have to adapt or adjust. I am who I am. I appeal to everyone, hence in the movie doing a world tour (Comedian Quotes) Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they’re not dark and dangerous (Comedian Quotes) I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction (Comedian Quotes) The tragic hero prefers death to prudence. The comedian prefers playing tricks to winning. Only the villain really plays to win (Comedian Quotes) I wanted to be a comedian, I wanted people to laugh at what I was saying, not to be staring at my boobs or wearing a skirt and show off my... I just didn’t think that that was the best way to get taken seriously in that world (Comedian Quotes) When I approach villains, unless it’s a drama, I’m a comedian, so I approach most things from a comedic point of view (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a broad comedy guy. I’ve been funny in movies, but I’m not a comedian. I’m an actor who’s sometimes funny (Comedian Quotes)

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