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Comedian Quotes

I love music. I’ve always wanted to do music, even when I started out as a comedian Picture Quote #1

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian Picture Quote #1

Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy Picture Quote #1

I guess I still feel that I’m a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn’t mean that I like it, but I feel that’s what I am Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian first. I’ve learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that’s how I’ve learned. I didn’t take classes or anything. I don’t need no classroom Picture Quote #1

If I get big laughs, I’m a comedian. If I get little laughs, I’m a humorist. If I get no laughs, I’m a singer Picture Quote #1

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Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist Picture Quote #1

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage Picture Quote #1

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun Picture Quote #1

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn’t have that kind of personality, and it’s a terrifying thing to say Picture Quote #1

I’m standing behind a wall of jokes. You don’t know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I’m not on the road. There’s this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don’t know anything about me Picture Quote #1

I didn’t tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn’t happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years Picture Quote #1

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I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian Picture Quote #1

I’ve often heard it said a preacher might learn with a comedian for a teacher Picture Quote #1

I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you’re writing and you’re doubting. But when I’m with my kids and my family, it’s all about them Picture Quote #1

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent Picture Quote #1

There’s something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian Picture Quote #1

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Comics write to their point of view. If you’re an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you’ve got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny Picture Quote #1

Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I’m unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I’m angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I’m very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something Picture Quote #1

My father could have been a great comedian, but he didn’t believe that that was possible for him, and so he made a conservative choice. Instead, he got a safe job as an accountant. When I was 12 years old, he was let go from that safe job, and our family had to do whatever we could to survive. I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which was that you can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love Picture Quote #1

I don’t know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can’t even imagine them Picture Quote #1

I don’t consider myself a comedian because I don’t really concern myself too much with jokes Picture Quote #1

When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they’re not laughing now, are they? Picture Quote #1

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I wasn’t planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh. Somebody said I should do it and that’s how I started Picture Quote #1

I’ve probably wanted to be a rapper since I was a teenager. I was an actor and comedian and stuff, but I always wanted to rap, it was another outlet Picture Quote #1

I might’ve been witty, but I didn’t have a shtick. So, I never considered myself a comedian Picture Quote #1

But if applause throws off your timing, then you’re not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it Picture Quote #1

When I’m going to see a comedian, I don’t want to see them hold back, and when I’m reading a book, I don’t want to hear an abridged version Picture Quote #1

John was the smartest and most amazing comedian I’ve ever worked with. I think more than teaching me about acting or comedy, he taught me about life and the love of people and respect of people Picture Quote #1

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I love music. I’ve always wanted to do music, even when I started out as a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian (Comedian Quotes) Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy (Comedian Quotes) I guess I still feel that I’m a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn’t mean that I like it, but I feel that’s what I am (Comedian Quotes) I’m a comedian first. I’ve learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that’s how I’ve learned. I didn’t take classes or anything. I don’t need no classroom (Comedian Quotes) If I get big laughs, I’m a comedian. If I get little laughs, I’m a humorist. If I get no laughs, I’m a singer (Comedian Quotes) Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist (Comedian Quotes) I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage (Comedian Quotes) The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun (Comedian Quotes) The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn’t have that kind of personality, and it’s a terrifying thing to say (Comedian Quotes) I’m standing behind a wall of jokes. You don’t know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I’m not on the road. There’s this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don’t know anything about me (Comedian Quotes) I didn’t tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn’t happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years (Comedian Quotes) I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian (Comedian Quotes) I’ve often heard it said a preacher might learn with a comedian for a teacher (Comedian Quotes) I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you’re writing and you’re doubting. But when I’m with my kids and my family, it’s all about them (Comedian Quotes) I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about (Comedian Quotes) I’m a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent (Comedian Quotes) There’s something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian (Comedian Quotes) Comics write to their point of view. If you’re an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you’ve got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny (Comedian Quotes) Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I’m unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I’m angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I’m very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something (Comedian Quotes) My father could have been a great comedian, but he didn’t believe that that was possible for him, and so he made a conservative choice. Instead, he got a safe job as an accountant. When I was 12 years old, he was let go from that safe job, and our family had to do whatever we could to survive. I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which was that you can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love (Comedian Quotes) I don’t know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can’t even imagine them (Comedian Quotes) I don’t consider myself a comedian because I don’t really concern myself too much with jokes (Comedian Quotes) When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they’re not laughing now, are they? (Comedian Quotes) I wasn’t planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh. Somebody said I should do it and that’s how I started (Comedian Quotes) I’ve probably wanted to be a rapper since I was a teenager. I was an actor and comedian and stuff, but I always wanted to rap, it was another outlet (Comedian Quotes) I might’ve been witty, but I didn’t have a shtick. So, I never considered myself a comedian (Comedian Quotes) But if applause throws off your timing, then you’re not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it (Comedian Quotes) When I’m going to see a comedian, I don’t want to see them hold back, and when I’m reading a book, I don’t want to hear an abridged version (Comedian Quotes) John was the smartest and most amazing comedian I’ve ever worked with. I think more than teaching me about acting or comedy, he taught me about life and the love of people and respect of people (Comedian Quotes)

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