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Comedian Quotes

Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He’s an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability Picture Quote #1

I didn’t plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it’s juvenile, but that’s me Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian, for God’s sake. Viewers shouldn’t trust me. And you know what? They’re hip enough to know they shouldn’t trust me. I’m just doing stand-up comedy Picture Quote #1

That’s the beauty of being a comedian - it’s the one job you’re allowed to do that. We’re lucky. We’re really lucky Picture Quote #1

When I tell people I’m a comedian they say, ‘Oh, are you funny?’ I say, ‘No, it’s not that kind of comedy.’ Picture Quote #1

I don’t make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unless you’re a good comedian, you’re never going to be able to play Hamlet properly Picture Quote #1

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The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent Picture Quote #1

Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn’t afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story Picture Quote #1

I’m quietly becoming New York’s premiere actor. People don’t understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian Picture Quote #1

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God Picture Quote #1

It’s so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don’t. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing Picture Quote #1

I’ve been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I’ve never really been a CEO Picture Quote #1

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I am a comedian but it’s usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That’s strange Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if I even consider myself a comedian really - I do comedic acting in some films and dramatic in others Picture Quote #1

Everyone thinks I’m a comedian - which I am and are. I was born into a comedic family but I’m trained as an actor Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian so I’m not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don’t have to wait for somebody else to create my next job; I have the ability to basically write my own ticket Picture Quote #1

As a comedian you are making yourself vulnerable in order to make others happy Picture Quote #1

Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose Picture Quote #1

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I’m an entertainer, not a commentator. If you’re a comedian your job is to make people laugh Picture Quote #1

I’m not a comedian. I’m what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and has known what I want to do Picture Quote #1

Being a professional comedian is doing it right and good, when you don’t feel like it Picture Quote #1

Bombing teaches you how badly you want to become a comedian. Because unless it’s a burning desire, you’ll quit when the consistent bombing becomes too much to take Picture Quote #1

As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I’m not sure why I can do that, but that’s as simple as I can put it Picture Quote #1

I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn’t want to be the tea party’s go-to comedian Picture Quote #1

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My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way Picture Quote #1

I’m more of a comedian. I wouldn’t mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool Picture Quote #1

I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up Picture Quote #1

I’m very much a stand-up comedian in my heart. That’s really what I do. Now I’m trying to incorporate all of the different elements of my work as a performer, and use it as a stand-up comedian Picture Quote #1

I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn’t speak their language Picture Quote #1

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken Picture Quote #1

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Dick Van Dyke was my first idol. He’s an amazing physical comedian, like a classic clown, but also very smart and not afraid to show vulnerability (Comedian Quotes) I didn’t plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it’s juvenile, but that’s me (Comedian Quotes) I’m a comedian, for God’s sake. Viewers shouldn’t trust me. And you know what? They’re hip enough to know they shouldn’t trust me. I’m just doing stand-up comedy (Comedian Quotes) That’s the beauty of being a comedian - it’s the one job you’re allowed to do that. We’re lucky. We’re really lucky (Comedian Quotes) When I tell people I’m a comedian they say, ‘Oh, are you funny?’ I say, ‘No, it’s not that kind of comedy.’ (Comedian Quotes) I don’t make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unless you’re a good comedian, you’re never going to be able to play Hamlet properly (Comedian Quotes) The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent (Comedian Quotes) Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn’t afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story (Comedian Quotes) I’m quietly becoming New York’s premiere actor. People don’t understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian (Comedian Quotes) Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God (Comedian Quotes) It’s so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don’t. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing (Comedian Quotes) I’ve been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I’ve never really been a CEO (Comedian Quotes) I am a comedian but it’s usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That’s strange (Comedian Quotes) I don’t know if I even consider myself a comedian really - I do comedic acting in some films and dramatic in others (Comedian Quotes) Everyone thinks I’m a comedian - which I am and are. I was born into a comedic family but I’m trained as an actor (Comedian Quotes) I’m a comedian so I’m not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don’t have to wait for somebody else to create my next job; I have the ability to basically write my own ticket (Comedian Quotes) As a comedian you are making yourself vulnerable in order to make others happy (Comedian Quotes) Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose (Comedian Quotes) I’m an entertainer, not a commentator. If you’re a comedian your job is to make people laugh (Comedian Quotes) I’m not a comedian. I’m what you call a good, old-fashioned working actor who has had delusions of grandeur for my entire career and has known what I want to do (Comedian Quotes) Being a professional comedian is doing it right and good, when you don’t feel like it (Comedian Quotes) Bombing teaches you how badly you want to become a comedian. Because unless it’s a burning desire, you’ll quit when the consistent bombing becomes too much to take (Comedian Quotes) As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I’m not sure why I can do that, but that’s as simple as I can put it (Comedian Quotes) I sometimes throw in a couple of swears just to keep the Christian right off my tail. I wouldn’t want to be the tea party’s go-to comedian (Comedian Quotes) My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way (Comedian Quotes) I’m more of a comedian. I wouldn’t mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool (Comedian Quotes) I started as a stand-up comedian. I wanted to be Carol Burnett when I was growing up (Comedian Quotes) I’m very much a stand-up comedian in my heart. That’s really what I do. Now I’m trying to incorporate all of the different elements of my work as a performer, and use it as a stand-up comedian (Comedian Quotes) I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn’t speak their language (Comedian Quotes) Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken (Comedian Quotes)

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