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Comedy Central Quotes

Comedy Central made me delete the Boston Marathon joke. I wasn’t happy about it but, despite popular belief, I can occasionally be a team player Picture Quote #1

Comedy Central was a great network, but ‘Chappelle’s Show’ took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the ‘Chappelle’ reruns. For BET, the ‘Real Husbands of Hollywood’ has that same potential Picture Quote #1

The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jon would be the new host of ‘The Daily Show,’ which back then was not called ‘The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.’ Picture Quote #1

I’m doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They’re faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a tribute band out here, or a cover band, and they’re funny guys, and they just sort of morphed into their own thing Picture Quote #1

I really love ‘Real Housewives.’ It’s like the, you know, comedy stuff that’s, like, intentionally funny. Like, I love ‘Nathan for You,’ that Comedy Central show. It’s just brilliant. My friend Bill Eichner has a show called ‘Billy on the Street’ that I write for, and even if I didn’t write for it, I’d still love it Picture Quote #1

In a perfect world, I would like to do as many seasons of ‘Workaholics’ as possible, as long as people still like the show and Comedy Central will still have us. And doing movies, writing my own movies and doing movies with my friends. I think that would be such a dream to be someone like Will Ferrell or Ben Stiller. Do one or two movies a year Picture Quote #1

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As a news person, you can’t spend all your time responding to a Comedy Central star. It’s not what we do Picture Quote #1

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it’s like, what? You want no Comedy Central? Picture Quote #1

I think Comedy Central and probably all channels are on their way toward being apps accessible on whatever the Roku of the future is Picture Quote #1

Comedy Central was really impressed by how quickly we got everyone to sign the releases for the CD. They’ve never seen anything that quick Picture Quote #1

[ Hosting Saturday Night Live ] paved the way for Parks And Rec and The Grinder, the Comedy Central Roast, and that whole side of my career Picture Quote #1

It’s funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We’ve never considered ourselves satirists, but because we’re on Comedy Central and because we’re South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want Picture Quote #1

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Having done stand-up on television and in stand-up specials for like Comedy Central, you learn quickly that for that type of performance you’re playing to the camera Picture Quote #1

When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He’s funny as hell, and nobody is meaner Picture Quote #1

When I started stand-up - and this is in the 90s - there was definitely people hadn’t watched decades of Comedy Central, where people are really much more educated on stand-up comedy Picture Quote #1

The crooks downtown figured out that comedy is like a hammer. It can put up a barn and it can knock down a wall. So they bought it outright and marketed it as Comedy Central Picture Quote #1

I’ve asked Comedy Central, and they just say, I don’t know. It took Showtime two years to put my special on DVD. Owning your own content is the single most important thing in the world Picture Quote #1

I can stand by a tweet. But Comedy Central said they couldn’t publicly support me, unless I deleted it. I wasn’t about to tell the people who work for me that they didn’t have jobs anymore because I wasn’t going to delete a stupid tweet Picture Quote #1

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There’s this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what’s happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show Picture Quote #1

I think everybody has a point where they’re not going to cross that line. There were a couple of things with Comedy Central that we had to fight for. They were pretty cool about everything. I don’t think there was anything we really fought for that didn’t happen Picture Quote #1

Few years ago [Donald] Trump was being roasted by Comedy Central. They always have rules about things that you can’t joke about. Donald Trump’s rule at that time, the only thing that you couldn’t joke about was a suggestion that he has less money that he claimed to Picture Quote #1

Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been Picture Quote #1

Some comedians will tour and do these classic bits all the time. But now with YouTube and Comedy Central, people see your stuff, and they don’t want to hear you do that again Picture Quote #1

Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out Picture Quote #1

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People know me. I’m not going to produce any cartwheels out there. I’m not going to belong on Comedy Central. I’ll always be a tennis player, not a celebrity Picture Quote #1

I’m also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It’s going to be a spoof of Biography Picture Quote #1

I’m a comedian who happens to be Latino. What’s the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo Picture Quote #1

And what could be a hotter ticket than the improbable triumph of ‘The Book of Mormon,’ the musical-comedy moon shot of the season? Its creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, of Comedy Central’s ‘South Park,’ are the most unlikely Rodgers and Hammerstein team ever to bowl a thundering strike Picture Quote #1

I don’t think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the ‘Comedy Central Roasts’ for a while, and I always wrote the jokes that people assumed the men would write Picture Quote #1

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It’ll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny Picture Quote #1

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Comedy Central made me delete the Boston Marathon joke. I wasn’t happy about it but, despite popular belief, I can occasionally be a team player. (Comedy Central Quotes) Comedy Central was a great network, but ‘Chappelle’s Show’ took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the ‘Chappelle’ reruns. For BET, the ‘Real Husbands of Hollywood’ has that same potential. (Comedy Central Quotes) The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jon would be the new host of ‘The Daily Show,’ which back then was not called ‘The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.’ (Comedy Central Quotes) I’m doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They’re faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a tribute band out here, or a cover band, and they’re funny guys, and they just sort of morphed into their own thing. (Comedy Central Quotes) I really love ‘Real Housewives.’ It’s like the, you know, comedy stuff that’s, like, intentionally funny. Like, I love ‘Nathan for You,’ that Comedy Central show. It’s just brilliant. My friend Bill Eichner has a show called ‘Billy on the Street’ that I write for, and even if I didn’t write for it, I’d still love it. (Comedy Central Quotes) In a perfect world, I would like to do as many seasons of ‘Workaholics’ as possible, as long as people still like the show and Comedy Central will still have us. And doing movies, writing my own movies and doing movies with my friends. I think that would be such a dream to be someone like Will Ferrell or Ben Stiller. Do one or two movies a year. (Comedy Central Quotes) As a news person, you can’t spend all your time responding to a Comedy Central star. It’s not what we do. (Comedy Central Quotes) I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it’s like, what? You want no Comedy Central? (Comedy Central Quotes) I think Comedy Central and probably all channels are on their way toward being apps accessible on whatever the Roku of the future is. (Comedy Central Quotes) Comedy Central was really impressed by how quickly we got everyone to sign the releases for the CD. They’ve never seen anything that quick. (Comedy Central Quotes) [ Hosting Saturday Night Live ] paved the way for Parks And Rec and The Grinder, the Comedy Central Roast, and that whole side of my career. (Comedy Central Quotes) It’s funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We’ve never considered ourselves satirists, but because we’re on Comedy Central and because we’re South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want. (Comedy Central Quotes) Having done stand-up on television and in stand-up specials for like Comedy Central, you learn quickly that for that type of performance you’re playing to the camera. (Comedy Central Quotes) When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He’s funny as hell, and nobody is meaner. (Comedy Central Quotes) When I started stand-up - and this is in the 90s - there was definitely people hadn’t watched decades of Comedy Central, where people are really much more educated on stand-up comedy. (Comedy Central Quotes) The crooks downtown figured out that comedy is like a hammer. It can put up a barn and it can knock down a wall. So they bought it outright and marketed it as Comedy Central. (Comedy Central Quotes) I’ve asked Comedy Central, and they just say, I don’t know. It took Showtime two years to put my special on DVD. Owning your own content is the single most important thing in the world. (Comedy Central Quotes) I can stand by a tweet. But Comedy Central said they couldn’t publicly support me, unless I deleted it. I wasn’t about to tell the people who work for me that they didn’t have jobs anymore because I wasn’t going to delete a stupid tweet. (Comedy Central Quotes) There’s this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what’s happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show. (Comedy Central Quotes) I think everybody has a point where they’re not going to cross that line. There were a couple of things with Comedy Central that we had to fight for. They were pretty cool about everything. I don’t think there was anything we really fought for that didn’t happen. (Comedy Central Quotes) Few years ago [Donald] Trump was being roasted by Comedy Central. They always have rules about things that you can’t joke about. Donald Trump’s rule at that time, the only thing that you couldn’t joke about was a suggestion that he has less money that he claimed to. (Comedy Central Quotes) Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been. (Comedy Central Quotes) Some comedians will tour and do these classic bits all the time. But now with YouTube and Comedy Central, people see your stuff, and they don’t want to hear you do that again. (Comedy Central Quotes) Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out (Comedy Central Quotes) People know me. I’m not going to produce any cartwheels out there. I’m not going to belong on Comedy Central. I’ll always be a tennis player, not a celebrity (Comedy Central Quotes) I’m also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It’s going to be a spoof of Biography (Comedy Central Quotes) I’m a comedian who happens to be Latino. What’s the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo (Comedy Central Quotes) And what could be a hotter ticket than the improbable triumph of ‘The Book of Mormon,’ the musical-comedy moon shot of the season? Its creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, of Comedy Central’s ‘South Park,’ are the most unlikely Rodgers and Hammerstein team ever to bowl a thundering strike (Comedy Central Quotes) I don’t think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the ‘Comedy Central Roasts’ for a while, and I always wrote the jokes that people assumed the men would write (Comedy Central Quotes) Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It’ll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny (Comedy Central Quotes)

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