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Comedy Club Quotes

Every few months I’ll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas Picture Quote #1

The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club Picture Quote #1

I did a ‘Last Comic Standing’ audition in 2006, where you’re just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a big comedy club, and I remember them cutting me off, asking about my name in the middle of one of my jokes. Yeah, it’s just real weird when you’re doing stand-up in that type of sterile, unnatural setting Picture Quote #1

The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it Picture Quote #1

Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it’s painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it’s extremely painful Picture Quote #1

Comedy club audiences pay up to $25 per person and another fistful of cash to cover a two-drink minimum, so when they don’t like something, they let you know - with silence Picture Quote #1

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I don’t believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don’t believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you’re trying material Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it’s going really well. I can see everybody’s face practically in the whole room. There’s no cameras in the way, and it’s just me Picture Quote #1

TV is easier: it’s all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over Picture Quote #1

I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of people carving turkey during the set. If you put comedy and turkey side by side, turkey always wins Picture Quote #1

With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue, people will come, then film it. I do all that myself; I never have to answer to anybody Picture Quote #1

I very rarely laugh. I remember I used to have a joy at comedy. I remember going to see Sean Lock for the first time live, just in some comedy club when I was 18, and again, just guttural, pure laughter. I didn’t know what he was doing; I couldn’t see the tricks Picture Quote #1

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I think the process of ‘SNL’ is still pretty formal. You make an audition tape, your agent sends it in, they watch people’s tapes, and then they invite people to perform at a comedy club in Los Angeles or New York. But I don’t know how much actual scouting they do online Picture Quote #1

I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I’d go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys Picture Quote #1

Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You’ve got to - you’ve got the human game preserve to play off of. And it’s a lot of great characters everywhere. You work off that, and then you play the rooms, and eventually you get to a point where you’re playing a club that is a comedy club, with other comics Picture Quote #1

People don’t come to a comedy club simply to hear someone’s thoughts, no matter how profound Picture Quote #1

It’s depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material Picture Quote #1

I just don’t get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That’s where jokes happen Picture Quote #1

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Entertainers Of Faith, funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn’t ashamed of his Catholicism. He’s seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand Picture Quote #1

I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that’s my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling Picture Quote #1

If I’m not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you’re an actor, you can’t go - I guess there’s forms of it Picture Quote #1

My dream is not Hollywood, but to perform my act in English to 30 people in a Soho comedy club, to show New Yorkers what they look like from the French point of view Picture Quote #1

So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl out, and they started finding out I was a stand-up comedian Picture Quote #1

I didn’t take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs Picture Quote #1

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When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It’s attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when I first went to a comedy club - I wanted to do it, so I gave it a try and that was it. I found my office Picture Quote #1

I used to go to the Improvisation Comedy Club every night in Times Square. How I didn’t get killed in that area either means that 1) God is watching over me or 2) I am so insignificant to God that he didn’t bother having me killed Picture Quote #1

I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, ‘Well, that may be inappropriate,’ but it was great!’ Picture Quote #1

TV is easier: it’s all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that’s more pure Picture Quote #1

I won't ever get on stage at a comedy club when people know about it Picture Quote #1

Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That’s where anything goes Picture Quote #1

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Every few months I’ll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas (Comedy Club Quotes) The DC Improv food is amazingly edible for a comedy club (Comedy Club Quotes) I did a ‘Last Comic Standing’ audition in 2006, where you’re just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a big comedy club, and I remember them cutting me off, asking about my name in the middle of one of my jokes. Yeah, it’s just real weird when you’re doing stand-up in that type of sterile, unnatural setting. (Comedy Club Quotes) The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it. (Comedy Club Quotes) Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it’s painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it’s extremely painful. (Comedy Club Quotes) Comedy club audiences pay up to $25 per person and another fistful of cash to cover a two-drink minimum, so when they don’t like something, they let you know - with silence. (Comedy Club Quotes) I don’t believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don’t believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you’re trying material. (Comedy Club Quotes) There’s nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it’s going really well. I can see everybody’s face practically in the whole room. There’s no cameras in the way, and it’s just me. (Comedy Club Quotes) TV is easier: it’s all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. (Comedy Club Quotes) I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of people carving turkey during the set. If you put comedy and turkey side by side, turkey always wins. (Comedy Club Quotes) With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue, people will come, then film it. I do all that myself; I never have to answer to anybody. (Comedy Club Quotes) I very rarely laugh. I remember I used to have a joy at comedy. I remember going to see Sean Lock for the first time live, just in some comedy club when I was 18, and again, just guttural, pure laughter. I didn’t know what he was doing; I couldn’t see the tricks. (Comedy Club Quotes) I think the process of ‘SNL’ is still pretty formal. You make an audition tape, your agent sends it in, they watch people’s tapes, and then they invite people to perform at a comedy club in Los Angeles or New York. But I don’t know how much actual scouting they do online. (Comedy Club Quotes) I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I’d go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys. (Comedy Club Quotes) Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You’ve got to - you’ve got the human game preserve to play off of. And it’s a lot of great characters everywhere. You work off that, and then you play the rooms, and eventually you get to a point where you’re playing a club that is a comedy club, with other comics. (Comedy Club Quotes) People don’t come to a comedy club simply to hear someone’s thoughts, no matter how profound. (Comedy Club Quotes) It’s depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material. (Comedy Club Quotes) I just don’t get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That’s where jokes happen. (Comedy Club Quotes) Entertainers Of Faith, funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn’t ashamed of his Catholicism. He’s seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand. (Comedy Club Quotes) I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that’s my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling. (Comedy Club Quotes) If I’m not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you’re an actor, you can’t go - I guess there’s forms of it. (Comedy Club Quotes) My dream is not Hollywood, but to perform my act in English to 30 people in a Soho comedy club, to show New Yorkers what they look like from the French point of view. (Comedy Club Quotes) So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl out, and they started finding out I was a stand-up comedian. (Comedy Club Quotes) I didn’t take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs (Comedy Club Quotes) When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It’s attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when I first went to a comedy club - I wanted to do it, so I gave it a try and that was it. I found my office (Comedy Club Quotes) I used to go to the Improvisation Comedy Club every night in Times Square. How I didn’t get killed in that area either means that 1) God is watching over me or 2) I am so insignificant to God that he didn’t bother having me killed (Comedy Club Quotes) I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, ‘Well, that may be inappropriate,’ but it was great!’ (Comedy Club Quotes) TV is easier: it’s all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that’s more pure (Comedy Club Quotes) I won't ever get on stage at a comedy club when people know about it (Comedy Club Quotes) Comedy clubs are sacred ground. That’s where anything goes (Comedy Club Quotes)

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