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Comedy Club Quotes

For me to be at a comedy club and flip out and say this crap, I’m deeply, deeply sorry Picture Quote #1

If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard Picture Quote #1

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you’re trying material Picture Quote #1

I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I’d go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys Picture Quote #1

Every time I’ve done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there’s always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they’re just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that Picture Quote #1

Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it’s painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it’s extremely painful Picture Quote #1

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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there Picture Quote #1

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it’s going really well. I can see everybody’s face practically in the whole room. There’s no cameras in the way, and it’s just me Picture Quote #1

Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal. People are being served nachos and there’s a blender going off in the background Picture Quote #1

I can pretty much guarantee that if I do a show in a comedy club, there will be someone who will come out of the audience and tell me the worst joke ever. It’s just a guarantee Picture Quote #1

Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I’m in front of a fireplace, I’m hilarious Picture Quote #1

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The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred some great performers Picture Quote #1

I feel that if you can play on the streets or in a comedy club, then in a theatre it’s a doddle because you’ve got an audience Picture Quote #1

I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that’s my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling Picture Quote #1

Man’s inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I’m just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs Picture Quote #1

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For me to be at a comedy club and flip out and say this crap, I’m deeply, deeply sorry (Comedy Club Quotes) If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard (Comedy Club Quotes) A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you’re trying material (Comedy Club Quotes) I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I’d go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys (Comedy Club Quotes) Every time I’ve done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there’s always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they’re just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that (Comedy Club Quotes) Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it’s painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it’s extremely painful (Comedy Club Quotes) I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there (Comedy Club Quotes) I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments (Comedy Club Quotes) There’s nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it’s going really well. I can see everybody’s face practically in the whole room. There’s no cameras in the way, and it’s just me (Comedy Club Quotes) Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal. People are being served nachos and there’s a blender going off in the background (Comedy Club Quotes) I can pretty much guarantee that if I do a show in a comedy club, there will be someone who will come out of the audience and tell me the worst joke ever. It’s just a guarantee (Comedy Club Quotes) Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I’m in front of a fireplace, I’m hilarious (Comedy Club Quotes) The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred some great performers (Comedy Club Quotes) I feel that if you can play on the streets or in a comedy club, then in a theatre it’s a doddle because you’ve got an audience (Comedy Club Quotes) I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that’s my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling (Comedy Club Quotes) Man’s inhumanity toward man is astounding, and I’m just talking about the lineup at certain comedy clubs (Comedy Club Quotes)

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