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Conan OBrien Quotes






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Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer (Conan OBrien Quotes)
Fish recognize a bad leader (Conan OBrien Quotes)
In New Mexico, a man was arrested for buying a woman food so that she would have sex with him. The man has been charged with “dating” (Conan OBrien Quotes)
Senator John Kerry is in trouble for making a joke about soldiers being uneducated. As a result, Kerry promised to stop making jokes and stick to boring people (Conan OBrien Quotes)
Arnold Schwarzenegger has hired billionaire Warren Buffett as his senior economic advisor. And not to be outdone Gary Coleman announced his senior economic adviser will be Thurston Howell the Third (Conan OBrien Quotes)