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Condoms Quotes

1 1 = 3 if you don’t use a condom Picture Quote #1

Condoms are like umbrellas. When you have them, it never rains Picture Quote #1

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris Picture Quote #1

Condoms are for sailors Picture Quote #1

Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too Picture Quote #1

I’ll bring condoms just in case Picture Quote #1

For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and swinging so high our sneakers punch holes in the clouds Picture Quote #1

Regardless of the dutiful pushing of condoms in the girls' press, the exposure of baby vaginas and cervixes to the penis is more likely to result in pregnancy and infection than orgasm Picture Quote #1

Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don’t have to wear condoms Picture Quote #1

You know, we are one nation under a God. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging God who decorates with bullets and spent condoms Picture Quote #1

I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms Picture Quote #1

If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet Picture Quote #1

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1 1 = 3 if you don’t use a condom (Condoms Quotes) Condoms are like umbrellas. When you have them, it never rains (Condoms Quotes) Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris (Condoms Quotes) Condoms are for sailors (Condoms Quotes) Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too (Condoms Quotes) I’ll bring condoms just in case (Condoms Quotes) For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and swinging so high our sneakers punch holes in the clouds (Condoms Quotes) Regardless of the dutiful pushing of condoms in the girls' press, the exposure of baby vaginas and cervixes to the penis is more likely to result in pregnancy and infection than orgasm (Condoms Quotes) Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don’t have to wear condoms (Condoms Quotes) You know, we are one nation under a God. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging God who decorates with bullets and spent condoms (Condoms Quotes) I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms (Condoms Quotes) If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet (Condoms Quotes)