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Condoms Quotes

1 1 = 3 if you don’t use a condom Picture Quote #1

Condoms are like umbrellas. When you have them, it never rains Picture Quote #1

Condoms should change different colors according to whatever STD them come in contact with Picture Quote #1

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris Picture Quote #1

Condoms are for sailors Picture Quote #1

Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too Picture Quote #1

The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically Picture Quote #1

Some want prayer in school, some want condoms. Printing prayers on condoms satisfies nobody Picture Quote #1

I’ll bring condoms just in case Picture Quote #1

I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms Picture Quote #1

You know, we are one nation under a God. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging God who decorates with bullets and spent condoms Picture Quote #1

I forgot my pills, I couldn’t have cared less about condoms, all for feverishly wanting to get some! Picture Quote #1

Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don’t have to wear condoms Picture Quote #1

If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet Picture Quote #1

To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you’re welcome Picture Quote #1

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms Picture Quote #1

I’ve heard the sound of 70 condoms being scraped over the floor at the British Museum. It feels like being an adventurer. Why would you stay in your living room if you could go out and experience things no one’s ever experienced? Picture Quote #1

The routine promotion of condoms through advertising has been stopped by networks who are so hypocritically priggish that they refuse to describe disease control as they promote disease transmission Picture Quote #1

Radical feminism, male lesbians, transsexuals, musical condoms with suspenders, and lotsa drummers drumming are all manifestations of a political agenda with roots in the 1960s. This is all fruit we are reaping from the sexual revolution Picture Quote #1

He kisses the D. S. 's hand thrusting his fingers into his mouth (the D. S. must feel his toothless gums) complaining he has lost teeth

Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small Picture Quote #1

You can hand out condoms, drop bombs, build roads, or put in electricity, but until the girls are educated a society won’t change Picture Quote #1

Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms Picture Quote #1

Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus Picture Quote #1

There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem? Picture Quote #1

Don’t throw me teddy-bears, I’m 23! I’m a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins Picture Quote #1

Regardless of the dutiful pushing of condoms in the girls' press, the exposure of baby vaginas and cervixes to the penis is more likely to result in pregnancy and infection than orgasm Picture Quote #1

For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and swinging so high our sneakers punch holes in the clouds Picture Quote #1

The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane - or put your children on a plane - if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks Picture Quote #1

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1 1 = 3 if you don’t use a condom (Condoms Quotes) Condoms are like umbrellas. When you have them, it never rains (Condoms Quotes) Condoms should change different colors according to whatever STD them come in contact with (Condoms Quotes) Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris (Condoms Quotes) Condoms are for sailors (Condoms Quotes) Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too (Condoms Quotes) The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically (Condoms Quotes) Some want prayer in school, some want condoms. Printing prayers on condoms satisfies nobody (Condoms Quotes) I’ll bring condoms just in case (Condoms Quotes) I just saved a whole bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms (Condoms Quotes) You know, we are one nation under a God. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging God who decorates with bullets and spent condoms (Condoms Quotes) I forgot my pills, I couldn’t have cared less about condoms, all for feverishly wanting to get some! (Condoms Quotes) Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don’t have to wear condoms (Condoms Quotes) If we make love today, I promise not to flush the used condoms down the toilet (Condoms Quotes) To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you’re welcome (Condoms Quotes) Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms. (Condoms Quotes) I’ve heard the sound of 70 condoms being scraped over the floor at the British Museum. It feels like being an adventurer. Why would you stay in your living room if you could go out and experience things no one’s ever experienced? (Condoms Quotes) The routine promotion of condoms through advertising has been stopped by networks who are so hypocritically priggish that they refuse to describe disease control as they promote disease transmission. (Condoms Quotes) Radical feminism, male lesbians, transsexuals, musical condoms with suspenders, and lotsa drummers drumming are all manifestations of a political agenda with roots in the 1960s. This is all fruit we are reaping from the sexual revolution (Condoms Quotes) He kisses the D. S. 's hand thrusting his fingers into his mouth (the D. S. must feel his toothless gums) complaining he has lost teeth "inna thervith". "Please Boss Man. I'll wipe your ass, I'll wash out your dirty condoms, I'll polish your shoes with the oil on my nose (Condoms Quotes) Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small (Condoms Quotes) You can hand out condoms, drop bombs, build roads, or put in electricity, but until the girls are educated a society won’t change (Condoms Quotes) Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms (Condoms Quotes) Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus (Condoms Quotes) There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem? (Condoms Quotes) Don’t throw me teddy-bears, I’m 23! I’m a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins (Condoms Quotes) Regardless of the dutiful pushing of condoms in the girls' press, the exposure of baby vaginas and cervixes to the penis is more likely to result in pregnancy and infection than orgasm (Condoms Quotes) For one moment we are not failed tests and broken condoms and cheating on essays; we are crayons and lunch boxes and swinging so high our sneakers punch holes in the clouds (Condoms Quotes) The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane - or put your children on a plane - if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks (Condoms Quotes)

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