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Couch Quotes

When I was in lower school, I graduated from fourth grade, and the principal gave us a summer assignment to take a 30-minute reflection period every day. And, of course, there were no cell phones at the time. She said to just think. And that’s lost. It doesn’t exist anymore. Just imagine being on a couch and just thinking Picture Quote #1

Skiers make the best lovers because they don’t sit in front of a television like couch potatoes. They take a risk and they wiggle their behinds. They also meet new people on the ski lift Picture Quote #1

Every couple has two stories - the edited one to be shared from the couch and the unabridged version best left alone Picture Quote #1

I decorated my house like a medieval gothic castle, European-style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my bathroom is totally Hello Kitty, I have a massive pink couch and a big antique gold cross Picture Quote #1

I remember doing my mosaics or being in my little hiding place behind the couch snooping. I’d get bored sometimes, of course, but I think that’s good for a kid, because it forces you to be creative Picture Quote #1

Every night, I’m like, ‘Where’s the party?’ and then it cuts to me on the couch with the remote control watching repeats of ‘That 70s Show’ and ‘Boy Meets World.’ Picture Quote #1

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High school and college students like to torture their bodies. They pull countless all-nighters, continually skip breakfast, eat nothing but ramen noodles for dinner, find creative new ways to guzzle alcohol, transform into couch potatoes, and gain 15 pounds at the freshman dinner buffet. At least, that’s the stereotype Picture Quote #1

Don’t throw away another day! No more procrastinating! Only YOU can make it happen. So, UN-ASS the couch and make it happen! Picture Quote #1

You think when you start getting jobs that it’ll get easier, but that’s the biggest lie ever. It gets harder. You have to put in more work. I wish it were the casting couch days because it’d be a lot easier! Picture Quote #1

Christ taught an astonishing thing about physical death: not merely that it is an experience robbed of its terror but that as an experience it does not exist at all. To sleep in Christ, like one that wraps the drapery of his couch about him, and lies down to pleasant dreams Picture Quote #1

I’m not a potato sack; I’ve never sat on my couch. If I’m home, I’m cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life is too precious to waste time Picture Quote #1

I’m an absolute clean freak. I’ll go to my friends’ houses and even start cleaning. I’m such a granny at heart. My couch is my best friend Picture Quote #1

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I am a completely horizontal author. I can’t think unless I’m lying down, either in bed or stretched on a couch and with a cigarette and coffee handy. I’ve got to be puffing and sipping Picture Quote #1

I was broke for more than 10 years. I remember staying up all night one night at my first company and looking in couch cushions the next morning for some change to buy coffee Picture Quote #1

I used to write in a local coffee shop, but there was another guy, another writer, who kept sitting in my favorite seat. I would show up, and he would be there, and I would get exiled to a couch or something, and it would throw me off my game Picture Quote #1

So many parents these days are totally cool with their kids living on the couch the whole time. It’s like a new thing with families. But you’ve got to leave the nest and get out there Picture Quote #1

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries Picture Quote #1

I completely and utterly rely on my mum. Without my mum, I would not be anywhere at all. I’d literally just be a couch potato Picture Quote #1

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I’m a couch potato. I love to stay in and just watch a DVD with the missus. Or we all go over to Louis’s house and watch ‘X Factor.’ Picture Quote #1

I do enjoy my solo time ... I want to stay home and do soundtracks and watch TV in my underwear with a keyboard on my lap and just be a couch potato Picture Quote #1

Remember, what does ‘retirement’ mean? It doesn’t mean that you’re a couch potato. Leisure is not the same thing as rest. If you’re bicycling five miles a day, that’s leisure, but it certainly takes a lot of effort Picture Quote #1

When I started out as a model, I took things for granted. Because I bagged work thanks to my looks, I didn’t give my body any importance. I was a couch potato who’d eat anything. Then, in 2005, a tabloid ran a story calling me fat. I thought, ‘I’m famous. How can I be fat?’ It was a slap. I decided to get fit Picture Quote #1

Whitney smacked Coop’s snout while simultaneously pressing herself deeper into the couch. Coop fixed her with an unblinking ice-blue stare, gray-brown fur bristling along his spineTory! Whitney squealedHe’s going to attack!Maybe. I walked into the kitchen and snagged a Diet Coke from the fridgeTry to protect your throat Picture Quote #1

We are brunch hounds. We also like movie dates. There’s a lot of diners, a lot of movies. We’re ‘simple pleasures’ people. It doesn’t have to be crazy. It could be a ‘Law and Order’ marathon on the couch, or it could be dinner or a show. We like to mix it up Picture Quote #1

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We really didn’t have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid’s programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time Picture Quote #1

I know so few people who actually give music their undivided attention, so I’ve been trying to just park myself on the couch between the speakers and listen Picture Quote #1

I’ve seen guys sit the whole day doing nothing, and I hate it when people are unproductive. I don’t like a guy who sits on the couch all day Picture Quote #1

Don’t wait for a future moment; the time is NOW! The life of your dreams awaits... UN-ASS the couch and go get it! Picture Quote #1

I was watching an HBO special on eating habits and different cultures, and they showed in China how people eat cats ... I happened to be sitting on the couch with my cat, and once I saw that, it just put everything in perspective Picture Quote #1

I love my family. I came home the other days. My brother’s passed-out on the couch, holding an empty bottle of sleeping pills. So I called the paramedics, and they pumped his stomach, and I think he’s learned his lesson: you know, never to take my last two sleeping pills Picture Quote #1

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When I was in lower school, I graduated from fourth grade, and the principal gave us a summer assignment to take a 30-minute reflection period every day. And, of course, there were no cell phones at the time. She said to just think. And that’s lost. It doesn’t exist anymore. Just imagine being on a couch and just thinking. (Couch Quotes) Skiers make the best lovers because they don’t sit in front of a television like couch potatoes. They take a risk and they wiggle their behinds. They also meet new people on the ski lift. (Couch Quotes) Every couple has two stories - the edited one to be shared from the couch and the unabridged version best left alone. (Couch Quotes) I decorated my house like a medieval gothic castle, European-style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my bathroom is totally Hello Kitty, I have a massive pink couch and a big antique gold cross. (Couch Quotes) I remember doing my mosaics or being in my little hiding place behind the couch snooping. I’d get bored sometimes, of course, but I think that’s good for a kid, because it forces you to be creative. (Couch Quotes) Every night, I’m like, ‘Where’s the party?’ and then it cuts to me on the couch with the remote control watching repeats of ‘That 70s Show’ and ‘Boy Meets World.’ (Couch Quotes) High school and college students like to torture their bodies. They pull countless all-nighters, continually skip breakfast, eat nothing but ramen noodles for dinner, find creative new ways to guzzle alcohol, transform into couch potatoes, and gain 15 pounds at the freshman dinner buffet. At least, that’s the stereotype. (Couch Quotes) Don’t throw away another day! No more procrastinating! Only YOU can make it happen. So, UN-ASS the couch and make it happen! (Couch Quotes) You think when you start getting jobs that it’ll get easier, but that’s the biggest lie ever. It gets harder. You have to put in more work. I wish it were the casting couch days because it’d be a lot easier! (Couch Quotes) Christ taught an astonishing thing about physical death: not merely that it is an experience robbed of its terror but that as an experience it does not exist at all. To sleep in Christ, like one that wraps the drapery of his couch about him, and lies down to pleasant dreams. (Couch Quotes) I’m not a potato sack; I’ve never sat on my couch. If I’m home, I’m cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life is too precious to waste time. (Couch Quotes) I’m an absolute clean freak. I’ll go to my friends’ houses and even start cleaning. I’m such a granny at heart. My couch is my best friend. (Couch Quotes) I am a completely horizontal author. I can’t think unless I’m lying down, either in bed or stretched on a couch and with a cigarette and coffee handy. I’ve got to be puffing and sipping. (Couch Quotes) I was broke for more than 10 years. I remember staying up all night one night at my first company and looking in couch cushions the next morning for some change to buy coffee. (Couch Quotes) I used to write in a local coffee shop, but there was another guy, another writer, who kept sitting in my favorite seat. I would show up, and he would be there, and I would get exiled to a couch or something, and it would throw me off my game. (Couch Quotes) So many parents these days are totally cool with their kids living on the couch the whole time. It’s like a new thing with families. But you’ve got to leave the nest and get out there. (Couch Quotes) When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries (Couch Quotes) I completely and utterly rely on my mum. Without my mum, I would not be anywhere at all. I’d literally just be a couch potato. (Couch Quotes) I’m a couch potato. I love to stay in and just watch a DVD with the missus. Or we all go over to Louis’s house and watch ‘X Factor.’ (Couch Quotes) I do enjoy my solo time ... I want to stay home and do soundtracks and watch TV in my underwear with a keyboard on my lap and just be a couch potato. (Couch Quotes) Remember, what does ‘retirement’ mean? It doesn’t mean that you’re a couch potato. Leisure is not the same thing as rest. If you’re bicycling five miles a day, that’s leisure, but it certainly takes a lot of effort. (Couch Quotes) When I started out as a model, I took things for granted. Because I bagged work thanks to my looks, I didn’t give my body any importance. I was a couch potato who’d eat anything. Then, in 2005, a tabloid ran a story calling me fat. I thought, ‘I’m famous. How can I be fat?’ It was a slap. I decided to get fit. (Couch Quotes) Whitney smacked Coop’s snout while simultaneously pressing herself deeper into the couch. Coop fixed her with an unblinking ice-blue stare, gray-brown fur bristling along his spineTory! Whitney squealedHe’s going to attack!Maybe. I walked into the kitchen and snagged a Diet Coke from the fridgeTry to protect your throat. (Couch Quotes) We are brunch hounds. We also like movie dates. There’s a lot of diners, a lot of movies. We’re ‘simple pleasures’ people. It doesn’t have to be crazy. It could be a ‘Law and Order’ marathon on the couch, or it could be dinner or a show. We like to mix it up. (Couch Quotes) We really didn’t have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid’s programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time. (Couch Quotes) I know so few people who actually give music their undivided attention, so I’ve been trying to just park myself on the couch between the speakers and listen. (Couch Quotes) I’ve seen guys sit the whole day doing nothing, and I hate it when people are unproductive. I don’t like a guy who sits on the couch all day. (Couch Quotes) Don’t wait for a future moment; the time is NOW! The life of your dreams awaits... UN-ASS the couch and go get it! (Couch Quotes) I was watching an HBO special on eating habits and different cultures, and they showed in China how people eat cats ... I happened to be sitting on the couch with my cat, and once I saw that, it just put everything in perspective. (Couch Quotes) I love my family. I came home the other days. My brother’s passed-out on the couch, holding an empty bottle of sleeping pills. So I called the paramedics, and they pumped his stomach, and I think he’s learned his lesson: you know, never to take my last two sleeping pills. (Couch Quotes)

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