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Craig Benzine Quotes

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS! Picture Quote #1
Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas Picture Quote #1
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you’re trying to be a ghost. Then it’s LIFE! Picture Quote #1
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car Picture Quote #1
Things that don’t exist do exist. They’re just really fast Picture Quote #1
Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die Picture Quote #1
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Options are good. Keeps people choosing Picture Quote #1
Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross Picture Quote #1
I love it when the coffee’s done! Picture Quote #1
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked Picture Quote #1
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid Picture Quote #1
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up Picture Quote #1
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If you’re gonna lob something, lob love Picture Quote #1
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote Picture Quote #1
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub Picture Quote #1
During a heat wave every dude stinks Picture Quote #1
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time Picture Quote #1
I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time Picture Quote #1
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People alive are better than people not alive Picture Quote #1
Are imperfections is which make we grate Picture Quote #1
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger Picture Quote #1
The grass is always greener when it’s covered in money Picture Quote #1
I’d choose truth over cake but I’d try to find a way to get both to be honest Picture Quote #1
It’s better to have won and lost than to have won, stopped trying, and descended into alcoholism Picture Quote #1
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Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that’s a great way to lose weight Picture Quote #1
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Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!  (Craig Benzine Quotes) Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas.  (Craig Benzine Quotes) The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you’re trying to be a ghost. Then it’s LIFE!  (Craig Benzine Quotes) Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car  (Craig Benzine Quotes) Things that don’t exist do exist. They’re just really fast  (Craig Benzine Quotes) Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die  (Craig Benzine Quotes) Options are good. Keeps people choosing  (Craig Benzine Quotes) Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross  (Craig Benzine Quotes) I love it when the coffee’s done!  (Craig Benzine Quotes) Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked  (Craig Benzine Quotes) Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid  (Craig Benzine Quotes) The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up  (Craig Benzine Quotes) If you’re gonna lob something, lob love  (Craig Benzine Quotes) At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote  (Craig Benzine Quotes) Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub  (Craig Benzine Quotes) During a heat wave every dude stinks  (Craig Benzine Quotes) Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time  (Craig Benzine Quotes) I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time  (Craig Benzine Quotes) People alive are better than people not alive  (Craig Benzine Quotes) Are imperfections is which make we grate  (Craig Benzine Quotes) Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger  (Craig Benzine Quotes) The grass is always greener when it’s covered in money  (Craig Benzine Quotes) I’d choose truth over cake but I’d try to find a way to get both to be honest  (Craig Benzine Quotes) It’s better to have won and lost than to have won, stopped trying, and descended into alcoholism  (Craig Benzine Quotes) Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that’s a great way to lose weight  (Craig Benzine Quotes)