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Over the years, the idea seems to have grown up that brightly coloured flowers are vulgar, and that the only flowers to be admitted to the walled garden of good taste are discreet and pastel-hued. (Craig Brown Quotes)
Poets, for example, are generally considered starry-eyed and sensitive, but only by those who have never encountered one. (Craig Brown Quotes)
Children are perfectly happy to sit next to spiders; it is only grown-ups who are frightened away (Craig Brown Quotes)
Like Christians, Soccerians argue that you should not judge the essence of their faith by the loopy activities of its followers. But the Beautiful Game is in fact quite the opposite. It is badly designed and riddled with flaws. (Craig Brown Quotes)
As a rough rule of thumb, I would say the smaller the pond, the more belligerent the fish (Craig Brown Quotes)
I have twice met Jeffrey Archer, and on both occasions was struck by the firmness of his handshake - and the way he looked me straight in the eye, too. (Craig Brown Quotes)
Like the firm handshake and looking people straight in the eye, the blazer had originally been a symbol of trust. Because of this, it had been purloined by the less-than-trustworthy and became their preferred disguise. (Craig Brown Quotes)
My father, a captain in the 5th Battalion of the Queen’s Own Cameron Highlanders, landed in Normandy the day after D-Day. (Craig Brown Quotes)
Somewhere in the back of their minds, hosts and guests alike know that the dinner party is a source of untold irritation, and that even the dullest evening spent watching television is preferable. (Craig Brown Quotes)
How I hate the Beautiful Game! I hate its cry-baby players and its gruff, joyless managers, its blokish supporters and its sinister owners, its whistle-peeping referees and its chippy little linesmen, its excitable commentators and - perhaps most of all - its unpluggable ‘analysts.’ (Craig Brown Quotes)
Some people see life as a game of chess, while others prefer to see it as a game of cricket; but the longer I live, the more I think of it as a game of Consequences. (Craig Brown Quotes)
Journalism could be described as turning one’s enemies into money (Craig Brown Quotes)
Looking back, some of the happiest moments of my childhood were spent with my arm in packets of breakfast cereal, rootling around for a free gift. (Craig Brown Quotes)
The best critics do not worry about what the author might think. That would be like a detective worrying about what a suspect might think. Instead, they treat the reader as an intelligent friend, and describe the book as honestly, and as entertainingly, as possible. (Craig Brown Quotes)
Women are more sensitive, more practical, more intelligent, more balanced, better able to deal with people, better cooks, better parents, better carers, better leaders, and so on and so forth. (Craig Brown Quotes)
Personally, I belong to the speedy school of golf. If it were left up to me, I would introduce a new rule that said every golf ball has to stay in motion from the moment it leaves the tee to the moment it plops into the hole, thus obliging each player to run along after his ball and give it another whack before it stops rolling. (Craig Brown Quotes)
Everyone must know by now that the aim of Scrabble is to gain the moral high ground, the loser being the first player to slam the board shut and upset all the letters over the floor. (Craig Brown Quotes)
The British love of queuing and discomfort and being bossed around seems to have found a new outlet in the pop festival. (Craig Brown Quotes)
It is hard being a football loather, a football unfan. I sometimes feel as lonely as the sole survivor in the last reel of a Zombie film, as, one by one, old friends reveal themselves, with their glassy stares and outstretched arms, to have succumbed to the lure. (Craig Brown Quotes)
Like many men who play tennis, when I hit a ball into the net, I tend to look daggers at my racket, reproaching it for playing so badly when I myself have been trying so hard. (Craig Brown Quotes)
Like many men, I am highly skilled in the art of losing things but prefer to outsource the recovery process. (Craig Brown Quotes)
What would we do without plaques to tell us who lived where and when? They introduce the past into the present, and are the quickest and most interesting way of reminding us that our streets exist above and beyond the here-and-now (Craig Brown Quotes)