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Craig Ferguson Quotes

I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they’d have to really suck Picture Quote #1

I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn’t mean that at all. It means that you’re afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right Picture Quote #1

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It’s 12:30 at night, you don’t want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you Picture Quote #1

I’ve been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can’t run. That was a revelation Picture Quote #1

I’ve got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now Picture Quote #1

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don’t stop, I’m going to die Picture Quote #1

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It’s all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism Picture Quote #1

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else’s Picture Quote #1

I’ve got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps Picture Quote #1

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn’t Picture Quote #1

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket Picture Quote #1

I don’t just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they’re naughty Picture Quote #1

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It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear Picture Quote #1

My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and... go at them Picture Quote #1

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable Picture Quote #1

Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else Picture Quote #1

There’s a commercial break coming and I’m very excited about it and you know why? Because that’s what keeps daddy in suits Picture Quote #1

You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people Picture Quote #1

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I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist Picture Quote #1

I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me Picture Quote #1

Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn’t matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who suffered from it were most likely to recover Picture Quote #1

I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love Picture Quote #1

Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape Picture Quote #1

Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing Picture Quote #1

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She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women Picture Quote #1

If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it! Picture Quote #1

From this moment on I’d dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong? Picture Quote #1

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it’s all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical Picture Quote #1

Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often Picture Quote #1

You should never protest outside a rich guy’s home during the day because he’s not there. He’s at work grinding the faces of the poor Picture Quote #1

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I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they’d have to really suck (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn’t mean that at all. It means that you’re afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It’s 12:30 at night, you don’t want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I’ve been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can’t run. That was a revelation (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I’ve got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now (Craig Ferguson Quotes) When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don’t stop, I’m going to die (Craig Ferguson Quotes) It’s all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else’s (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I’ve got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn’t (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I don’t just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they’re naughty (Craig Ferguson Quotes) It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear (Craig Ferguson Quotes) My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and... go at them (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else (Craig Ferguson Quotes) There’s a commercial break coming and I’m very excited about it and you know why? Because that’s what keeps daddy in suits (Craig Ferguson Quotes) You know who they’re blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn’t matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who suffered from it were most likely to recover (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing (Craig Ferguson Quotes) She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women (Craig Ferguson Quotes) If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it! (Craig Ferguson Quotes) From this moment on I’d dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong? (Craig Ferguson Quotes) This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it’s all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often (Craig Ferguson Quotes) You should never protest outside a rich guy’s home during the day because he’s not there. He’s at work grinding the faces of the poor (Craig Ferguson Quotes)

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