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Craig Ferguson Quotes

These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets Picture Quote #1

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I’m frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes Picture Quote #1

Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I’ve got to change stuff. Then I’m not doing it Picture Quote #1

Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven’t touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane Picture Quote #1

I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that’s just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don’t believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else Picture Quote #1

Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear Picture Quote #1

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As a vulgar lounge entertainer, my business relies on ridiculous stereotypes! If these people start using deodorant, I might as well just go home! Picture Quote #1

Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it’s because he ate the ranger! Picture Quote #1

Just a warning: If you’re a bunch of sexy teenagers at a lake where other sexy teenagers were killed 30 years ago, leave! The guy in the forest with a hockey mask... Maybe doesn’t play hockey Picture Quote #1

I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer Picture Quote #1

By the way, _____ was the name of a movie I accidentally watched in a hotel room twenty or thirty times Picture Quote #1

Love at first sight is not rare, in fact it is extremely common, it happens to some people a few times a year. The feeling of what if when meeting the eyes of a stranger can be love unrecognized Picture Quote #1

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The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men Picture Quote #1

Like most sharks, margaret liked to think of herself as a victim of the cruel sea Picture Quote #1

The problem with suicide is that it seems so flamboyant. It’s camp. You have to be a bit of a drama queen to ever seriously consider it Picture Quote #1

Sober alkies are often asked: When did you hit rock bottom? But a more informed question might be: How many times did you hit rock bottom? Picture Quote #1

Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you’ll make it Picture Quote #1

There are bound to be some lies here, but I’ve been telling them so long they’ve become truth, my truth, as close as I can get to what really happened Picture Quote #1

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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I’m frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I’ve got to change stuff. Then I’m not doing it (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven’t touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that’s just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don’t believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear (Craig Ferguson Quotes) As a vulgar lounge entertainer, my business relies on ridiculous stereotypes! If these people start using deodorant, I might as well just go home! (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it’s because he ate the ranger! (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Just a warning: If you’re a bunch of sexy teenagers at a lake where other sexy teenagers were killed 30 years ago, leave! The guy in the forest with a hockey mask... Maybe doesn’t play hockey (Craig Ferguson Quotes) I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer (Craig Ferguson Quotes) By the way, _____ was the name of a movie I accidentally watched in a hotel room twenty or thirty times (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Love at first sight is not rare, in fact it is extremely common, it happens to some people a few times a year. The feeling of what if when meeting the eyes of a stranger can be love unrecognized (Craig Ferguson Quotes) The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Like most sharks, margaret liked to think of herself as a victim of the cruel sea (Craig Ferguson Quotes) The problem with suicide is that it seems so flamboyant. It’s camp. You have to be a bit of a drama queen to ever seriously consider it (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Sober alkies are often asked: When did you hit rock bottom? But a more informed question might be: How many times did you hit rock bottom? (Craig Ferguson Quotes) Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you’ll make it (Craig Ferguson Quotes) There are bound to be some lies here, but I’ve been telling them so long they’ve become truth, my truth, as close as I can get to what really happened (Craig Ferguson Quotes)

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