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Crooked Quotes

The world is poisoned with erroneous theories, and needs to be taught sane doctrines, but it is difficult to straighten what has become crooked Picture Quote #1

Money and corruption are ruining the land, crooked politicians betray the working man, pocketing the profits and treating us like sheep, and we’re tired of hearing promises that we know they’ll never keep Picture Quote #1

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick Picture Quote #1

Do not be very upright in your dealings for you would see by going to the forest that straight trees are cut down while crooked ones are left standing Picture Quote #1

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned Picture Quote #1

There are hearts, reader, that never mend again once they are broken. Or if they do mend, they heal themselves in a crooked and lopsided way, as if sewn together by a careless craftsman Picture Quote #1

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For nothing is more democratic than logic; it is no respecter of persons and makes no distinction between crooked and straight noses Picture Quote #1

I’m still a little bent, a little crooked, but all things considered, I can’t complain Picture Quote #1

There is the need for someone against which our characters can measure themselves. Without a ruler, you won’t make the crooked straight Picture Quote #1

I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then.. hitting it again! Picture Quote #1

The best way to prove that a stick is crooked is to set a straight one beside it. No words need to be spoken Picture Quote #1

He who befriends a man whose conduct is vicious, whose vision impure, and who is notoriously crooked, is rapidly ruined Picture Quote #1

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If I put faith in medication, if I can smile a crooked smile, if I can talk on television, if I can walk an empty mile Picture Quote #1

In the cupboard sits my bottle like a dwarf waiting to scratch out my prayers. I drink and cough like some idiot at a symphony, sunlight and maddened birds are everywhere, the phone rings gamboling its sound against the odds of the crooked sea; I drink deeply and evenly now, I drink to paradise and death and the lie of love Picture Quote #1

An iron rod being placed on the outside of a building from the highest part continued down into the moist earth, in any direction strait or crooked, following the form of the roof or other parts of the building, will receive the lightning at its upper end, attracting it so as to prevent it’s striking any other part; and, affording it a good conveyance into the earth, will prevent its damaging any part of the building Picture Quote #1

Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved Picture Quote #1

We’re going to keep pounding. These guys are the most crooked, you know, lying group I’ve ever seen. It’s scary Picture Quote #1

Every valley shall be exalted, and every mountain and hill shall be made low: and the crooked shall be made straight, and the rough places plain Picture Quote #1

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We need someone, I say, on whom our character may mould itself: you’ll never make the crooked straight without a ruler Picture Quote #1

Not only does the bull attack its foe with its crooked horns, but the injured sheep will fight its assailant Picture Quote #1

Venerable to me is the hard hand, crooked, coarse, wherein, notwithstanding, lies a cunning virtue, indispensably royal as of the sceptre of the planet Picture Quote #1

The fish which has once felt the hook, suspects the crooked metal in every food which offers Picture Quote #1

We take cunning for a sinister or crooked wisdom; and certainly there is a great difference between a cunning man and a wise man, not only in point of honesty, but in point of ability Picture Quote #1

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning Picture Quote #1

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A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight line Picture Quote #1

Kids don’t have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They’re born logical. Crooked thinking has to be taught Picture Quote #1

The best way to show that a stick is crooked is not to argue about it or to spend time denouncing it, but to lay a straight stick alongside it Picture Quote #1

Grace isn’t a little prayer you chant before receiving a meal. It’s a way to live. The law tells me how crooked I am. Grace comes along and straightens me out Picture Quote #1

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances Picture Quote #1

It is following the line of least resistance that makes men and rivers crooked Picture Quote #1

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The world is poisoned with erroneous theories, and needs to be taught sane doctrines, but it is difficult to straighten what has become crooked (Crooked Quotes) Money and corruption are ruining the land, crooked politicians betray the working man, pocketing the profits and treating us like sheep, and we’re tired of hearing promises that we know they’ll never keep (Crooked Quotes) No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick (Crooked Quotes) Do not be very upright in your dealings for you would see by going to the forest that straight trees are cut down while crooked ones are left standing (Crooked Quotes) From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned (Crooked Quotes) There are hearts, reader, that never mend again once they are broken. Or if they do mend, they heal themselves in a crooked and lopsided way, as if sewn together by a careless craftsman (Crooked Quotes) For nothing is more democratic than logic; it is no respecter of persons and makes no distinction between crooked and straight noses (Crooked Quotes) I’m still a little bent, a little crooked, but all things considered, I can’t complain (Crooked Quotes) There is the need for someone against which our characters can measure themselves. Without a ruler, you won’t make the crooked straight (Crooked Quotes) I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then.. hitting it again! (Crooked Quotes) The best way to prove that a stick is crooked is to set a straight one beside it. No words need to be spoken (Crooked Quotes) He who befriends a man whose conduct is vicious, whose vision impure, and who is notoriously crooked, is rapidly ruined (Crooked Quotes) If I put faith in medication, if I can smile a crooked smile, if I can talk on television, if I can walk an empty mile (Crooked Quotes) In the cupboard sits my bottle like a dwarf waiting to scratch out my prayers. I drink and cough like some idiot at a symphony, sunlight and maddened birds are everywhere, the phone rings gamboling its sound against the odds of the crooked sea; I drink deeply and evenly now, I drink to paradise and death and the lie of love (Crooked Quotes) An iron rod being placed on the outside of a building from the highest part continued down into the moist earth, in any direction strait or crooked, following the form of the roof or other parts of the building, will receive the lightning at its upper end, attracting it so as to prevent it’s striking any other part; and, affording it a good conveyance into the earth, will prevent its damaging any part of the building (Crooked Quotes) Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved (Crooked Quotes) We’re going to keep pounding. These guys are the most crooked, you know, lying group I’ve ever seen. It’s scary (Crooked Quotes) Every valley shall be exalted, and every mountain and hill shall be made low: and the crooked shall be made straight, and the rough places plain (Crooked Quotes) We need someone, I say, on whom our character may mould itself: you’ll never make the crooked straight without a ruler (Crooked Quotes) Not only does the bull attack its foe with its crooked horns, but the injured sheep will fight its assailant (Crooked Quotes) Venerable to me is the hard hand, crooked, coarse, wherein, notwithstanding, lies a cunning virtue, indispensably royal as of the sceptre of the planet (Crooked Quotes) The fish which has once felt the hook, suspects the crooked metal in every food which offers (Crooked Quotes) We take cunning for a sinister or crooked wisdom; and certainly there is a great difference between a cunning man and a wise man, not only in point of honesty, but in point of ability (Crooked Quotes) Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning (Crooked Quotes) A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight line (Crooked Quotes) Kids don’t have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They’re born logical. Crooked thinking has to be taught (Crooked Quotes) The best way to show that a stick is crooked is not to argue about it or to spend time denouncing it, but to lay a straight stick alongside it (Crooked Quotes) Grace isn’t a little prayer you chant before receiving a meal. It’s a way to live. The law tells me how crooked I am. Grace comes along and straightens me out (Crooked Quotes) Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances (Crooked Quotes) It is following the line of least resistance that makes men and rivers crooked (Crooked Quotes)

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