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Cucumber Quotes

Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot Picture Quote #1

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience Picture Quote #1

In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber Picture Quote #1

My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream they’d pour all over bits of lettuce, cucumber and tomato. It was just disgusting Picture Quote #1

The horse does not eat cucumber salad Picture Quote #1

I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I’m not so interested in Picture Quote #1

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Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out Picture Quote #1

Life is like a cucumber. One minute it’s in your hand, the next it’s up you ass Picture Quote #1

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable Picture Quote #1

I love to eat cucumber sticks with yogurt. It’s a great snack to have at home, especially when I’m having house guests Picture Quote #1

I Sellotape whole tins of sardines to my face at night, attach two squeezed lemon rinds to my armadillo-skinned elbows, and put cucumber on my eyes. By the time I’m finished, I look like a fruit salad with added fish. In the morning, the pillow is pretty much a write-off Picture Quote #1

At least you are back to being normal size. She gave a strangled laugh. If the size of a cucumber on steroids is normal that is Picture Quote #1

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Fighting is spiritual. It appears to be physical from the layman’s eyes. In my fights, I seemed to be angry and mad - all that stuff you saw me doing, the yelling and screaming and being mean in the ring - but I’m cool as a cucumber. I can hear everybody talking around me outside of the ring. I can see everybody. I know what is going on Picture Quote #1

The things you did with that cucumber in college does not make you a vegetarian Picture Quote #1

I love to eat cucumber sticks with yogurt. It’s a great snack to have at home, especially when I’m having house guests Picture Quote #1

Tis not her coldness, father, that chills my labouring breast; it’s that confounded cucumber I’ve ate and can’t digest Picture Quote #1

A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing Picture Quote #1

As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That’s how I went to my first war Picture Quote #1

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The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That’s all you need to know Picture Quote #1

You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one Picture Quote #1

The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad Picture Quote #1

Since his mother died I have seen him steam a cucumber thinking it was zucchini. That’s the kind of thing that turns my heart right over Picture Quote #1

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source Picture Quote #1

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Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot (Cucumber Quotes) In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience (Cucumber Quotes) In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber (Cucumber Quotes) My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream they’d pour all over bits of lettuce, cucumber and tomato. It was just disgusting (Cucumber Quotes) The horse does not eat cucumber salad (Cucumber Quotes) I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I’m not so interested in (Cucumber Quotes) Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out (Cucumber Quotes) Life is like a cucumber. One minute it’s in your hand, the next it’s up you ass. (Cucumber Quotes) The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable (Cucumber Quotes) I love to eat cucumber sticks with yogurt. It’s a great snack to have at home, especially when I’m having house guests. (Cucumber Quotes) I Sellotape whole tins of sardines to my face at night, attach two squeezed lemon rinds to my armadillo-skinned elbows, and put cucumber on my eyes. By the time I’m finished, I look like a fruit salad with added fish. In the morning, the pillow is pretty much a write-off. (Cucumber Quotes) At least you are back to being normal size. She gave a strangled laugh. If the size of a cucumber on steroids is normal that is. (Cucumber Quotes) Fighting is spiritual. It appears to be physical from the layman’s eyes. In my fights, I seemed to be angry and mad - all that stuff you saw me doing, the yelling and screaming and being mean in the ring - but I’m cool as a cucumber. I can hear everybody talking around me outside of the ring. I can see everybody. I know what is going on (Cucumber Quotes) The things you did with that cucumber in college does not make you a vegetarian (Cucumber Quotes) I love to eat cucumber sticks with yogurt. It’s a great snack to have at home, especially when I’m having house guests (Cucumber Quotes) Tis not her coldness, father, that chills my labouring breast; it’s that confounded cucumber I’ve ate and can’t digest (Cucumber Quotes) A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing (Cucumber Quotes) As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That’s how I went to my first war (Cucumber Quotes) The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around. That’s all you need to know (Cucumber Quotes) You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one (Cucumber Quotes) The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad (Cucumber Quotes) Since his mother died I have seen him steam a cucumber thinking it was zucchini. That’s the kind of thing that turns my heart right over (Cucumber Quotes) It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source (Cucumber Quotes)