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Custard Quotes

It tastes like feet! I like it! Are you kidding? What's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good! Picture Quote #1

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day Picture Quote #1

The movies were custard compared to politics Picture Quote #1

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve Picture Quote #1

God’s always got a custard pie up his sleeve Picture Quote #1

What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so that half the house genuinely doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Custard pie humour is fairly universal, but at the other end, which I’m more interested in, there’s the humour that hovers on the darkness, that walks in the shadow of something else, not always that obvious Picture Quote #1

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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

Speaking as someone who didn’t go through the U.K. school system, with all the culinary baggage that entails, I am inordinately fond of custard in any shape or form Picture Quote #1

In the past few years, we’ve been doing amazing stuff with desserts. Pastry chefs have been using herbs and spices in their desserts. So vanilla cake doesn’t have to be just vanilla, it can have a little thyme. Or you could have a custard with a little lavender in it, which is just amazing Picture Quote #1

Custard puddings, sauces and fillings accompany the seven ages of man in sickness and in health Picture Quote #1

And what’s interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face Picture Quote #1

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook Picture Quote #1

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Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie Picture Quote #1

Life's what's important. Walking, houses, family. Birth and pain and joy. Acting's just waiting for a custard pie. That's all Picture Quote #1

Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie Picture Quote #1

It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top! Picture Quote #1

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

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It tastes like feet! I like it! Are you kidding? What's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good! (Custard Quotes) You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day (Custard Quotes) The movies were custard compared to politics (Custard Quotes) God always has another custard pie up his sleeve (Custard Quotes) God’s always got a custard pie up his sleeve (Custard Quotes) What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so that half the house genuinely doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Custard pie humour is fairly universal, but at the other end, which I’m more interested in, there’s the humour that hovers on the darkness, that walks in the shadow of something else, not always that obvious (Custard Quotes) Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. (Custard Quotes) Speaking as someone who didn’t go through the U.K. school system, with all the culinary baggage that entails, I am inordinately fond of custard in any shape or form. (Custard Quotes) In the past few years, we’ve been doing amazing stuff with desserts. Pastry chefs have been using herbs and spices in their desserts. So vanilla cake doesn’t have to be just vanilla, it can have a little thyme. Or you could have a custard with a little lavender in it, which is just amazing. (Custard Quotes) Custard puddings, sauces and fillings accompany the seven ages of man in sickness and in health (Custard Quotes) And what’s interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face (Custard Quotes) Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook (Custard Quotes) Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie (Custard Quotes) Life's what's important. Walking, houses, family. Birth and pain and joy. Acting's just waiting for a custard pie. That's all (Custard Quotes) Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie (Custard Quotes) It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top! (Custard Quotes) Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion (Custard Quotes)