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Dan Harmon Quotes

I really like performing for people Picture Quote #1

There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird Picture Quote #1

TV in all its ugliness can be a beautiful thing Picture Quote #1

$I care very much what the fans think. I’m starting to loosen my grip on caring about what critics say, because I think that critics care about what fans think of them, too, so there’s a little bit of a refraction there, through that glass Picture Quote #1$

The concept of doing holiday episodes is a huge part of what’s fantastic about doing TV. And viewers agree; you see the numbers going up for holiday episodes Picture Quote #1

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They’re all addictive Picture Quote #1

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You have to just look at it like Titanic: I know the ship sinks, but this is a love story Picture Quote #1

‘I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they’ll slap me.’ That’s what writing isit’s a gross person getting a hug Picture Quote #1

I love 30 Rock.’ It’s one of my favorite shows. It’s certainly the gold standard of comedy writing Picture Quote #1

Always hedge your bets. That’s how I do it. I lay all my bets on what I can contribute, and suffer no illusions that I’m generating stuff by myself Picture Quote #1

Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does Picture Quote #1

There’s the same percentage of genius happening in both genders, but there’s less women writing scripts and out there looking for the job Picture Quote #1

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Television is a populous, derivative, democratic medium Picture Quote #1

I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I’m 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up to that plate, as often as possible. I’m already bummed out that DVDs are dying off because, in my 20s, those were a huge thing Picture Quote #1

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don’t get beaten up, you’re invited to parties, and everybody likes you Picture Quote #1

The public’s perception of your show is what it is, and you don’t get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it Picture Quote #1

I’ve never done well when I’ve been appreciated. I’ve done best when I’m targeted for death Picture Quote #1

When I was a kid I never knew the difference between a sitcom and a drama. I just knew what my parents were watching and what was making them happy Picture Quote #1

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Well, the average person comes home from work really tired, and just wants to flip through channels until they land on the thing that’s the least objectionable to them. They’re not looking for their new favorite TV show because they know that that search will take forever and they’ll go to bed unhappy Picture Quote #1

When you watch the sitcoms that were the big hits when I was growing up, TV was still just TV. It was allowed to just be TV. There were three channels that were competing for the whole family and you couldn’t take your business elsewhere Picture Quote #1

I don’t really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I’ve always wanted to make people happy Picture Quote #1

You don’t give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen Picture Quote #1

You’ll be perfect when you’re dead Picture Quote #1

I’ve discovered a new video game called owning my home Picture Quote #1

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I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves Picture Quote #1

The public’s perception of your show is what it is, and you don’t get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it Picture Quote #1

Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we’d naturally do Picture Quote #1

None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we make mistakes and we do great things. We hurt others, we hurt ourselves, we make others happy and we please ourselves. We can and should forgive ourselves and each other for that Picture Quote #1

Don’t be so hard on yourself, don’t put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you’ll be perfect when you’re dead Picture Quote #1

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones Picture Quote #1

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I really like performing for people (Dan Harmon Quotes) There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird (Dan Harmon Quotes) TV in all its ugliness can be a beautiful thing (Dan Harmon Quotes) I care very much what the fans think. I’m starting to loosen my grip on caring about what critics say, because I think that critics care about what fans think of them, too, so there’s a little bit of a refraction there, through that glass. (Dan Harmon Quotes) The concept of doing holiday episodes is a huge part of what’s fantastic about doing TV. And viewers agree; you see the numbers going up for holiday episodes (Dan Harmon Quotes) All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They’re all addictive (Dan Harmon Quotes) You have to just look at it like Titanic: I know the ship sinks, but this is a love story (Dan Harmon Quotes) ‘I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they’ll slap me.’ That’s what writing isit’s a gross person getting a hug (Dan Harmon Quotes) I love 30 Rock.’ It’s one of my favorite shows. It’s certainly the gold standard of comedy writing (Dan Harmon Quotes) Always hedge your bets. That’s how I do it. I lay all my bets on what I can contribute, and suffer no illusions that I’m generating stuff by myself. (Dan Harmon Quotes) Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does. (Dan Harmon Quotes) There’s the same percentage of genius happening in both genders, but there’s less women writing scripts and out there looking for the job. (Dan Harmon Quotes) Television is a populous, derivative, democratic medium (Dan Harmon Quotes) I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I’m 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up to that plate, as often as possible. I’m already bummed out that DVDs are dying off because, in my 20s, those were a huge thing. (Dan Harmon Quotes) Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don’t get beaten up, you’re invited to parties, and everybody likes you. (Dan Harmon Quotes) The public’s perception of your show is what it is, and you don’t get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it. (Dan Harmon Quotes) I’ve never done well when I’ve been appreciated. I’ve done best when I’m targeted for death. (Dan Harmon Quotes) When I was a kid I never knew the difference between a sitcom and a drama. I just knew what my parents were watching and what was making them happy. (Dan Harmon Quotes) Well, the average person comes home from work really tired, and just wants to flip through channels until they land on the thing that’s the least objectionable to them. They’re not looking for their new favorite TV show because they know that that search will take forever and they’ll go to bed unhappy. (Dan Harmon Quotes) When you watch the sitcoms that were the big hits when I was growing up, TV was still just TV. It was allowed to just be TV. There were three channels that were competing for the whole family and you couldn’t take your business elsewhere. (Dan Harmon Quotes) I don’t really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I’ve always wanted to make people happy. (Dan Harmon Quotes) You don’t give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen (Dan Harmon Quotes) You’ll be perfect when you’re dead (Dan Harmon Quotes) I’ve discovered a new video game called owning my home (Dan Harmon Quotes) I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves (Dan Harmon Quotes) The public’s perception of your show is what it is, and you don’t get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it (Dan Harmon Quotes) Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we’d naturally do (Dan Harmon Quotes) None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we make mistakes and we do great things. We hurt others, we hurt ourselves, we make others happy and we please ourselves. We can and should forgive ourselves and each other for that (Dan Harmon Quotes) Don’t be so hard on yourself, don’t put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you’ll be perfect when you’re dead (Dan Harmon Quotes) My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones (Dan Harmon Quotes)

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