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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick. (Dana Gould Quotes)
Having kids means there’s always someone around to blame your fart on (Dana Gould Quotes)
As anyone who’s ever adopted a dog will tell you, there’s always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door... (Dana Gould Quotes)
Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it’s an ixnay on the oggy style-day. (Dana Gould Quotes)
Being funny is not the same as being happy (Dana Gould Quotes)
Life imitates art but art intimidates life (Dana Gould Quotes)
Competition is the death of art (Dana Gould Quotes)
We all enter this world in the same way: naked, screaming, soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn’t have to stop there (Dana Gould Quotes)