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Dane Cook Quotes

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot Picture Quote #1

I’m a late-night guy Picture Quote #1

I’m going to hell, ah... but you’re laughing, so you’re coming Picture Quote #1

I would love to have acidy spit Picture Quote #1

It really drives me banana sangwich Picture Quote #1

You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon Picture Quote #1

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Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh Picture Quote #1

I can’t do anything! I can’t even have an English muffin! Picture Quote #1

I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody Picture Quote #1

Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote Picture Quote #1

What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone Picture Quote #1

Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly? Picture Quote #1

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I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny Picture Quote #1

I’m going to hell, ah... but you’re laughing, so you’re coming Picture Quote #1

I’m a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers Picture Quote #1

I’m focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more Picture Quote #1

I’m not giving up on life. I’m giving up on today Picture Quote #1

There’s always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes Picture Quote #1

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I don’t like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities Picture Quote #1

I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny Picture Quote #1

Now let’s fight for three days because I’m bored! Picture Quote #1

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He’ll come to a lot of my shows. It’s not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince Picture Quote #1

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such Picture Quote #1

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny Picture Quote #1

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I’m shooting a pilot based on my show. It’s a one-camera show. I play myself Picture Quote #1

I’ve lived in LA for so long, I don’t even know what is real and what isn’t any more Picture Quote #1

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it Picture Quote #1

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you’re probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit Picture Quote #1

Sometimes, when a person gains a lot of success at a very young age, they become targets, and it’s really easy to follow the crowds and not make independent decisions based on truly how you feel Picture Quote #1

The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off Picture Quote #1

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Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m a late-night guy (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m going to hell, ah... but you’re laughing, so you’re coming (Dane Cook Quotes) I would love to have acidy spit (Dane Cook Quotes) It really drives me banana sangwich (Dane Cook Quotes) You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon (Dane Cook Quotes) Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh (Dane Cook Quotes) I can’t do anything! I can’t even have an English muffin! (Dane Cook Quotes) I have a new saying, what I see in Vegas, I am telling everybody (Dane Cook Quotes) Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote (Dane Cook Quotes) What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone (Dane Cook Quotes) Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly? (Dane Cook Quotes) I think beating someone to death with a ukulele would just sound funny (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m going to hell, ah... but you’re laughing, so you’re coming. (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m a deep thinker when it comes to shallow no brainers (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m not giving up on life. I’m giving up on today. (Dane Cook Quotes) There’s always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes (Dane Cook Quotes) I don’t like littering and I think it leads to terrorist activities (Dane Cook Quotes) I was being chased by a giant crab. That’s not funny (Dane Cook Quotes) Now let’s fight for three days because I’m bored! (Dane Cook Quotes) Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He’ll come to a lot of my shows. It’s not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince (Dane Cook Quotes) I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such (Dane Cook Quotes) I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m shooting a pilot based on my show. It’s a one-camera show. I play myself (Dane Cook Quotes) I’ve lived in LA for so long, I don’t even know what is real and what isn’t any more (Dane Cook Quotes) That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it (Dane Cook Quotes) You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you’re probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit (Dane Cook Quotes) Sometimes, when a person gains a lot of success at a very young age, they become targets, and it’s really easy to follow the crowds and not make independent decisions based on truly how you feel (Dane Cook Quotes) The key to attempting to create art in some aspect is also knowing that it will turn some people off (Dane Cook Quotes)

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