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Dane Cook Quotes

When someone’s running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop Picture Quote #1

Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It’s not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic Picture Quote #1

I’m quitting the business today. I’m going to open up an appliance store, I’ve always really been into toasters. I’m giving it all up Picture Quote #1

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you’re probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit Picture Quote #1

You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram Picture Quote #1

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job Picture Quote #1

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Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey Picture Quote #1

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes Picture Quote #1

You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them Picture Quote #1

I’m curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth Picture Quote #1

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there Picture Quote #1

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny Picture Quote #1

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I don’t laugh out loud at comics a lot Picture Quote #1

I get so into the moment Picture Quote #1

I’m always going to be someone that people enjoy watching Picture Quote #1

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke Picture Quote #1

You’ve gotta share what’s going on in your mind Picture Quote #1

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related Picture Quote #1

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There’s estrogen running through my veins! Picture Quote #1

Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity Picture Quote #1

I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head Picture Quote #1

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian Picture Quote #1

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges Picture Quote #1

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare Picture Quote #1

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I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies Picture Quote #1

I’m quitting the business today. I’m going to open up an appliance store, I’ve always really been into toasters. I’m giving it all up Picture Quote #1

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor Picture Quote #1

I don’t write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous Picture Quote #1

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh Picture Quote #1

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top Picture Quote #1

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When someone’s running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop. (Dane Cook Quotes) Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It’s not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic. (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m quitting the business today. I’m going to open up an appliance store, I’ve always really been into toasters. I’m giving it all up. (Dane Cook Quotes) You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you’re probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit. (Dane Cook Quotes) You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram. (Dane Cook Quotes) People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job. (Dane Cook Quotes) Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey. (Dane Cook Quotes) Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes (Dane Cook Quotes) You know your gut instincts are spot on about a person when you can also detect a water source in the soil beneath them. (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m curious by individuals that embrace half a story so they can justify how incomplete they feel about their own self worth. (Dane Cook Quotes) Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there (Dane Cook Quotes) If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny (Dane Cook Quotes) I don’t laugh out loud at comics a lot (Dane Cook Quotes) I get so into the moment (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m always going to be someone that people enjoy watching (Dane Cook Quotes) Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke (Dane Cook Quotes) You’ve gotta share what’s going on in your mind (Dane Cook Quotes) The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related (Dane Cook Quotes) There’s estrogen running through my veins! (Dane Cook Quotes) Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity (Dane Cook Quotes) I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head (Dane Cook Quotes) I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian (Dane Cook Quotes) I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges (Dane Cook Quotes) My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare (Dane Cook Quotes) I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies (Dane Cook Quotes) I’m quitting the business today. I’m going to open up an appliance store, I’ve always really been into toasters. I’m giving it all up (Dane Cook Quotes) My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor (Dane Cook Quotes) I don’t write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous (Dane Cook Quotes) I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh (Dane Cook Quotes) When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top (Dane Cook Quotes)

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