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Daniel Handler Quotes
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It was a bad day for love (Daniel Handler Quotes)
All love gets over, and we must get over it (Daniel Handler Quotes)
That’s always where the love goes, with somebody else away from me (Daniel Handler Quotes)
When I was crazy. The radio explained, I thought you were great (Daniel Handler Quotes)
But the world did not match the picture in my head, and instead I was with a strange, uncombed person, overlooking a sea without water and a forest without trees (Daniel Handler Quotes)
I think pirates, like astronauts, particularly for a boy, are always kind of worth thinking about (Daniel Handler Quotes)
For every teenager I know, having a phone is a mixed blessing, because your parents can press a button and figure out where you are (Daniel Handler Quotes)
When you start reading nonfiction books about piracy, you realize that it’s actually just a history of desperate people (Daniel Handler Quotes)
I found powerful the idea that everything we have is, in effect, stolen from everybody else (Daniel Handler Quotes)
... in life it is often the tiny details that end up being the most important (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junkmail. You can’t be ready for such a thing any more than salt water taffy gets you ready for the ocean (Daniel Handler Quotes)
It is useless for me to describe to you how terrible Violet, Klaus, and even Sunny felt in the time that followed. If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how it feels, and if you haven’t, you cannot possibly imagine it (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Anyone who knew Violet well could tell she was thinking hard, because her long hair was tied up in a ribbon to keep it out of her eyes. Violet had a real knack for inventing and building strange devices, so her brain was often filled with images of pulleys, levers, and gears, and she never wanted to be distracted by something as trivial as her hair (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It’s the Swedish term for beef that is roasted (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events) (Daniel Handler Quotes)
For Beatrice, summer without you is as cold as winter. Winter without you, is even colder (Daniel Handler Quotes)
If you are interested in happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle. This is because not very many happy things happened in the lives of the three Baudelaire youngsters (Daniel Handler Quotes)
For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty. Now I am pretty lonely (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Count Olaf certainly does sound evil. Imagine forcing children to stand near a stove! (Daniel Handler Quotes)
I gasped and pointed the way. I gave you an adventure, Ed, right in front of you but you never saw it until I showed you, and that’s why we broke up (Daniel Handler Quotes)
The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wouldn’t have gotten it, Ed, I thought, watching her go. It’s why we broke up, so here it is. Ed, how could you? (Daniel Handler Quotes)
It doesn’t take courage to kill someone,’ Klaus said. ‘It takes a severe lack of moral stamina (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn’t that be satisfying? (Daniel Handler Quotes)
-Most people would say that she’s beautiful. -That’s because she’s been with most people (Daniel Handler Quotes)
An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does (Daniel Handler Quotes)
It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Various parts of my body told me that in the future they would appreciate it if I slept lying down on a bed instead of sitting at the counter of Black Cat Coffee. I quietly reassured them that this was an unusual situation, and had the machinery make me some bread as a breakfast (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you’re the one keeping them, I’ll be the one feeling better (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding (Daniel Handler Quotes)