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Daniel Handler Quotes
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Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps (Daniel Handler Quotes)
A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner (Daniel Handler Quotes)
They say love’s like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay (Daniel Handler Quotes)
It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting (Daniel Handler Quotes)
The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the smell of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen (Daniel Handler Quotes)
People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict (Daniel Handler Quotes)
No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don’t read is often as important as what you do read (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness (Daniel Handler Quotes)
This is love, to sit with someone you’ve known forever in a place you’ve been meaning to go, and watching as their life happens to them until you stand up and it’s time to go (Daniel Handler Quotes)
How do you forget something? You just walk away from it, those who are still alive. There are so few clearings in our hearts and minds, so few places where something can’t grow on top of whatever happened to us before, and this is love too (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again (Daniel Handler Quotes)
I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator (Daniel Handler Quotes)
I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong (Daniel Handler Quotes)
If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it (Daniel Handler Quotes)
... you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit (Daniel Handler Quotes)
They didn’t understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it isn’t so (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail (Daniel Handler Quotes)
One of the world’s most popular entertainments is a deck of cards, which contains thirteen each of four suits, highlighted by kings, queens and jacks, who are possibly the queen’s younger, more attractive boyfriends (Daniel Handler Quotes)
It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself (Daniel Handler Quotes)
I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn’t (Daniel Handler Quotes)
You know, there’s a big world out there filled with desperate orphans who would gladly swim across an ocean of thumbtacks just to be eclipsed by the long shadow that is cast by my accomplishments (Daniel Handler Quotes)
A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Whenever you are examining someone else’s belongings, you are bound to learn many interesting things about the person of which you were not previously aware (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure (Daniel Handler Quotes)