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Daniel Handler Quotes
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If you enjoy books with happy endings than you are better off reading some other book (Daniel Handler Quotes)
There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one’s hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Arguing with somebody is never pleasant, but sometimes it is useful and necessary to do so (Daniel Handler Quotes)
It is not very polite to interrupt a person, of course, but sometimes if the person is very unpleasant you can hardly stop yourself (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Members of your family might say they are working hard all day long, while you are off at school or clarinet lessons, but the only way to know this for sure is to follow them at a discreet distance (Daniel Handler Quotes)
It has been said that the hardest job in the world is raising a child, but the people who says this have probably never worked at a comb factory or captured pirates on the high seas (Daniel Handler Quotes)
One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to you, and you will do the wrong thing, and for years afterward you will wish you had done something different (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Shyness is a curious thing, because, like quicksand, it can strike people at any time, and also, like quicksand, it usually makes its victims look down (Daniel Handler Quotes)
One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is quite pleasant (Daniel Handler Quotes)
It is so rare in this world to meet a trustworthy person who truly wants to help you, and finding such a person can make you feel warm and safe, even if you are in the middle of a windy valley high up in the mountains (Daniel Handler Quotes)
It is often difficult to admit that someone you love is not perfect, or to consider aspects of a person that are less than admirable (Daniel Handler Quotes)
There are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Normally it is not polite to go into somebody’s room without knocking, but you can make an exception if the person is dead, or pretending to be dead (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Announcing your death should be like announcing that you are a lunar moth: It must be done quietly or it will not be believed (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later (Daniel Handler Quotes)
The thing you hope will never happen to you might just happen to someone else instead, who has been spending their life dreading the thing that will happen to you (Daniel Handler Quotes)
There are some who go through life with a shadow hanging over them, particularly if they live in a building which has long wide awnings (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Fetching objects for people who are too lazy to fetch them for themselves is never a pleasant task, particularly when the people are insulting you (Daniel Handler Quotes)
It is not the diamonds or the birds, the people or the potatoes; it is not any of the nouns. The miracle is the adverbs, the way things are done. It is the way love gets done despite every catastrophe (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Love is candy from a stranger, but it’s candy you’ve had before and it probably won’t kill you (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer (Daniel Handler Quotes)
This is love if it’s not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the throat (Daniel Handler Quotes)
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love (Daniel Handler Quotes)
I want to love you and take you pretty places. Yes, I have things wrong, but also I can walk through walls if you’ll let me show you (Daniel Handler Quotes)
If you have ever slept in a covered casserole dish on the highest peak of a mountain range, then you know that it is an uncomfortable place to lay one’s head, even if you find a dish towel inside it that can serve as a blanket (Daniel Handler Quotes)
Grinning is something you do when you are entertained in some way, such as reading a good book or watching someone you don’t care for spill orange soda all over themselves (Daniel Handler Quotes)
What happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for that location, just as ink can stain a white sheet (Daniel Handler Quotes)
It is very easy to say that the important thing is to try your best, but if you are in real trouble the most important thing is not trying your best, but getting to safety (Daniel Handler Quotes)
I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept, probably because I have been reading almost the entire time (Daniel Handler Quotes)