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Darynda Jones Quotes
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! (Darynda Jones Quotes)
If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact (Darynda Jones Quotes)
You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt (Darynda Jones Quotes)
I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT (Darynda Jones Quotes)
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT (Darynda Jones Quotes)
Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker (Darynda Jones Quotes)
Don’t judge me because I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud. (Darynda Jones Quotes)
She’s like a hurricane on crystal meth (Darynda Jones Quotes)
I could be irksome when I put my left ventricle into it (Darynda Jones Quotes)
It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop (Darynda Jones Quotes)
When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler (Darynda Jones Quotes)
Jesus may love you, but I’m his favourite (Darynda Jones Quotes)
This place is like crazy on crackers (Darynda Jones Quotes)
Mistakes were made. Others were blamed (Darynda Jones Quotes)
I chose the road less traveled. Now I’m lost (Darynda Jones Quotes)
There is a great need for a sarcasm font (Darynda Jones Quotes)
I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels (Darynda Jones Quotes)
Do not disturb. Already there (Darynda Jones Quotes)
It is sexy in here or is it just me? (Darynda Jones Quotes)
Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick (Darynda Jones Quotes)
Friends don’t let friends get killed by serial killers (Darynda Jones Quotes)
I had a soft spot for crazy people (Darynda Jones Quotes)
That’s the thing about things. They tend to happen (Darynda Jones Quotes)
Your existence gives me a headache. Go stand over there (Darynda Jones Quotes)
Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm (Darynda Jones Quotes)
I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved (Darynda Jones Quotes)
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me (Darynda Jones Quotes)
I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies (Darynda Jones Quotes)
Never knock on death’s door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt (Darynda Jones Quotes)
While I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD (Darynda Jones Quotes)