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Darynda Jones Quotes

I stop fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now. T-shirt Picture Quote #1

His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight Picture Quote #1

Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part Picture Quote #1

Come here often?’ I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it Picture Quote #1

I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity Picture Quote #1

For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked Picture Quote #1

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I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We’d had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I Picture Quote #1

After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me Picture Quote #1

But give up my business? The same business I’d built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis Vuittons? The same business for which I’d sacrificed blood, sweat, and tears? Well, maybe not sweat and tears, but there was blood. Lots of blood. Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should’ve gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance Picture Quote #1

A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I’m pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I’ve never been the same Picture Quote #1

Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte Picture Quote #1

My prodding me didn’t elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He’d seemed so sane huddled in Cookie’s trunk Picture Quote #1

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Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart’s when I had the chance Picture Quote #1

I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented Picture Quote #1

He’s an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are more layers to him than a billionaire’s wedding cake Picture Quote #1

Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn’t hurt him. He’d been living with his stalker, for heaven’s sake Picture Quote #1

I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only had to recover from his near-death experience. I was so glad Reyes hadn’t ripped him to shreds. I liked him much better un-shredded. Unlike, say, my preference for lettuce or heavy metal guitar solos Picture Quote #1

Life is not about finding yourself. It’s mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt Picture Quote #1

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Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it Picture Quote #1

Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger Picture Quote #1

Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows? Picture Quote #1

Okay, I’ll strip. I’ll tap dance. I’ll sing ‘La Cucaracha’ in C minor Picture Quote #1

Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work Picture Quote #1

I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do Picture Quote #1

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When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker Picture Quote #1

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson Picture Quote #1

My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general’s warning - concluded that they probably didn’t stay behind for the tacos Picture Quote #1

Have you slept yet?’ ‘Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.’ ‘Didn’t you drive there?’ ‘Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.’ - Charley and Cookie Picture Quote #1

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader’s Digest Picture Quote #1

An integral part of any best friend’s job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die Picture Quote #1

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I stop fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now. T-shirt (Darynda Jones Quotes) His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight (Darynda Jones Quotes) Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part (Darynda Jones Quotes) Come here often?’ I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it (Darynda Jones Quotes) I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity (Darynda Jones Quotes) For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked (Darynda Jones Quotes) I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We’d had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I (Darynda Jones Quotes) After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me (Darynda Jones Quotes) But give up my business? The same business I’d built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis Vuittons? The same business for which I’d sacrificed blood, sweat, and tears? Well, maybe not sweat and tears, but there was blood. Lots of blood. Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should’ve gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance (Darynda Jones Quotes) A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I’m pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I’ve never been the same (Darynda Jones Quotes) Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte (Darynda Jones Quotes) My prodding me didn’t elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He’d seemed so sane huddled in Cookie’s trunk (Darynda Jones Quotes) Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart’s when I had the chance (Darynda Jones Quotes) I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented (Darynda Jones Quotes) He’s an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are more layers to him than a billionaire’s wedding cake (Darynda Jones Quotes) Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn’t hurt him. He’d been living with his stalker, for heaven’s sake (Darynda Jones Quotes) I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only had to recover from his near-death experience. I was so glad Reyes hadn’t ripped him to shreds. I liked him much better un-shredded. Unlike, say, my preference for lettuce or heavy metal guitar solos (Darynda Jones Quotes) Life is not about finding yourself. It’s mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt (Darynda Jones Quotes) Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it (Darynda Jones Quotes) Reyes leaned back against the bar, crossed his arms over his chest, and studied me from beneath those same ridiculously long lashes. Men and their freaking lashes. It was so unfair. Like the exorbitant cost of designer shoes. Or world hunger (Darynda Jones Quotes) Who is Dr. A. von Holstein? And is he related, by chance, to a race of cows? (Darynda Jones Quotes) Okay, I’ll strip. I’ll tap dance. I’ll sing ‘La Cucaracha’ in C minor (Darynda Jones Quotes) Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work. (Darynda Jones Quotes) I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do. (Darynda Jones Quotes) When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? - bumper sticker (Darynda Jones Quotes) My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson (Darynda Jones Quotes) My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general’s warning - concluded that they probably didn’t stay behind for the tacos. (Darynda Jones Quotes) Have you slept yet?’ ‘Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.’ ‘Didn’t you drive there?’ ‘Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.’ - Charley and Cookie (Darynda Jones Quotes) Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader’s Digest. (Darynda Jones Quotes) An integral part of any best friend’s job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die. (Darynda Jones Quotes)

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