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Darynda Jones Quotes

She didn’t smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people Picture Quote #1

If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way Picture Quote #1

I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations Picture Quote #1

It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles Picture Quote #1

What’s your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito Picture Quote #1

Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work Picture Quote #1

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I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do Picture Quote #1

I should’ve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me Picture Quote #1

You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular Picture Quote #1

Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession Picture Quote #1

Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent Picture Quote #1

At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she’d fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn’t have asked her about them. I thought maybe she’d redecorated Picture Quote #1

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Every night in my dreams, a man appeared from the darkest recesses of my mind, as if he’d been waiting for me to fall asleep. His mouth, full, masculine, would sear my flesh. His tongue, like flames across my skin, would send tiny sparks quaking through my body. Then he would dip south, and the heavens would open and a chorus singing hallelujah would ring out in perfect harmony Picture Quote #1

Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you can do anywhere. It poses the deepest questions in the universe. It generates emotion. It elicits empathy, promotes learning, creates an intellect you simply cannot get from any other medium. For me, it is air Picture Quote #1

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She didn’t smile back. Not even a little. I totally needed to read that book on how to win friends and influence people. But that would involve an innate desire to win friends and influence people (Darynda Jones Quotes) If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way (Darynda Jones Quotes) I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations (Darynda Jones Quotes) It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles (Darynda Jones Quotes) What’s your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito (Darynda Jones Quotes) Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work (Darynda Jones Quotes) I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do (Darynda Jones Quotes) I should’ve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me (Darynda Jones Quotes) You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular (Darynda Jones Quotes) Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession (Darynda Jones Quotes) Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent (Darynda Jones Quotes) At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she’d fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn’t have asked her about them. I thought maybe she’d redecorated (Darynda Jones Quotes) Every night in my dreams, a man appeared from the darkest recesses of my mind, as if he’d been waiting for me to fall asleep. His mouth, full, masculine, would sear my flesh. His tongue, like flames across my skin, would send tiny sparks quaking through my body. Then he would dip south, and the heavens would open and a chorus singing hallelujah would ring out in perfect harmony (Darynda Jones Quotes) Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you can do anywhere. It poses the deepest questions in the universe. It generates emotion. It elicits empathy, promotes learning, creates an intellect you simply cannot get from any other medium. For me, it is air (Darynda Jones Quotes)

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