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My whole life, meeting people is like a blind date, because I feel like they’ve already seen the video on me. (Date Quotes)
I went to an all-girls’ school with 43 people in my class, so dances were small. I always went with girlfriends or a blind date. (Date Quotes)
On the one blind date I went on, I had a backup. If I texted you the code word, you call and say my dogs are sick. (Date Quotes)
My husband is the romantic one in our relationship. He’s always doing sweet things for me. Each year, we recreate our first date - it was a blind date, and we met at the zoo, followed by a trip to the museum. I’d have to say that’s my favorite romantic date. (Date Quotes)
Successful men don’t date up. They are intimidated by wealthy women unless they are blue bloods. Successful men want to always take care of their women, and that means financially. (Date Quotes)
All coffee shops now have WiFi. Why bring a book when you could be wittily attacking some idiot columnist on Twitter, or responding to your date requests, or posting a picture of your foot? All of that is more gripping and immediate and social than books. (Date Quotes)
Perusing colorful storylines on the backs of book jackets, I realized that none of them could possibly be as dramatic as my life to date. Then sadly, I also realized I could never find the ending of my story from the safety of an armchair. (Date Quotes)
(I think this will be the title of my new book)I Learned Everything I Needed to Know About Narcissistic Personality Disorder on My Last Date (Date Quotes)
I stay excited ‘cause for me, this is something I love to do. I’m like Coca Cola with it. I been here for a long time, I just gotta keep it nice and stay up to date and also give them that quality taste that they been looking for. It’s nothing to me. When you built for it, you born for it, you do it cuz you wanna do it, not cuz you have to. (Date Quotes)
You never date someone’s ex-boyfriend. Period. That’s not even the unspoken rule - that’s the spoken rule. (Date Quotes)
Everyone keeps saying, Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating. It’s like saying, How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt? I don’t care. (Date Quotes)
After they broke up, Renaldo’s ex girlfriend said to never again date an older woman. And he wisely listened to her, because his mother only had his best interest in mind. (Date Quotes)
A true anecdote which illustrates his unworldly nature is of the instruction he received in 1922 to appear at Buckingham Palace to receive the accolade of the Order of Knighthood; Bayliss replied that as the date coincided with that of a meeting of the Physiological Society, he would be unable to attend. (Date Quotes)
I’m a menace to society, But girls in biker shorts are so fly to me. After the date, I’mma want to do the wild thing... You’re talkin’ lobster? I’m thinkin’ Burger King. (Date Quotes)
[George W.] Bush’s presidency was one of the great nightmares of my life to date. (Date Quotes)
I don’t buy into the idea that you’re not supposed to rock and roll after a certain date. Maybe I should be in Bellevue, but I’m just having a good time. (Date Quotes)
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. (Date Quotes)
Cancer is a disease that is mysterious, headstrong and makes its own rules. And mine, to this date, is incurable. (Date Quotes)
We were never supposed to live until 40. We were built to self-destruct at 30, whether from cancer or mental illness. We’re all going way beyond our expiration date. (Date Quotes)
I don’t know how to be sexy on a date. Put up a camera and a wind machine, and I’ll give you sexy. Put me at a dinner table with some candlelight and the moon shining in and, oh, I will give you dork. (Date Quotes)
I would love to date a chef. I’d probably get really fat, but I don’t care. (Date Quotes)
In a girl I look for honesty above all, someone who I can carry on a conversation with, someone who has a good sense of humor, someone who’s true to herself, and to top it, someone who can get ready for a date in less than ten minutes. (Date Quotes)
I think that’s the thing. I don’t want to date a celebrity. I want to date a normal person. So I’m looking for a normal person. (Date Quotes)
The bottom line is that the position of the Sun relative to the stars slowly changes for any given date, and over the course of 26,000 years, it can easily slide between constellations. So you may think you’re a Pisces, but you’re actually an Aquarius. (Date Quotes)
Love and I once had a great relationship, but I fear we’ve broken up. It cheated on me, wrecked my heart, and then went on to date other people. A lot of other people. And I can’t stand to watch it, since love’s going to cheat on them too. (Date Quotes)
I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side. (Date Quotes)
In my mind, I’ve always checked out in 2037; that’s always been my expiration date. I’ll be 75. (Date Quotes)
Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date. (Date Quotes)
A date once leaned in to kiss me, and he ended up kissing my cheek. He was a little offended, but I didn’t want to kiss him just to not hurt his feelings. (Date Quotes)
More than four decades after Nixon met Mao, the relationship between the U.S. and China has reached a pivotal moment. To date, even as China has become more powerful and present in our lives, Americans have generally found it to be an unsatisfying ‘enemy.’ (Date Quotes)